Journal Mocking

Are we allowed to mock LJ itself for the recent fiasco? ::snerk::

Just found this little gem:

smartassisland

From the first post:

This is not an open community. It will never be an open community. Until I get the entrance exam up, I approve all memberships.

The rules are simple.

No Fucktards.

No Stupids.

Once you're in, that's not a guarantee. I'll kick people right the fuck out if they get stupid. There will of course, be no second chances.

If you were a stupid once, you will be again. And you're off the island.

Start a stupid fucking fight, both sides are out. I will not listen to both sides. I think it's stupid, you're both gone. Enabling stupidity is being stupid.

And you're gone.

So, to recap, if you're STUPID, you won't be allowed in. If you're STUPID after you're in, you'll get kicked out. Don't be STUPID.

Gee, I can't imagine why there's only 14 5 people on "the island." Maybe the owner bynkii needs to vote himself off?

if you want to read some consistently poor spelling check out the journal of  saltlesstears oops.....fixed it

Just saw this in mock_the_stupid

Fucking EVERYTHING is love

That's just... painful.

sarcastic_fucks

There... really are no words. I'm so confused. See for yourself.

sweet_ronald82

sweet_birdie82

fry_kid

mayor_mc_cheese

_grimace

(x-posted to anti-stupidity)

 

r_u_punk I really hope this is a joke...really..really...hope...People like this make want to be violently ill...Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff are NOT punk...The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, they are worthy of distinction and praise...Avril, Ashlee, and Hilary?...they should be banned from ever singing again

Thank god for this community! :) (Just found it breezing through some shared interests - yay!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a truly mockworthy journal:

iangalaher

This guy is just... well, amazing.

First off, he's an amazing inventor. Seriously. He's always talking about how he has these great ideas that will revolutionize the world. Of course, he can't actually tell anyone about them, 'cause then we'd all steal his ideas and make millions and stuff. But he promises they're great ideas. He's got 127 pages worth, and he keeps his ideas locked away safely.

He has thrown us a bone, though - in that last entry above he's willing to give you just one of his amazing ideas so you can see how brilliant he is. Go ahead - read it. I'll wait.

...

See? Isn't that a BRILLIANT idea?

So any day now, we'll be seeing him on the news, having revolutionized the world with his fabulous inventions and he'll be rich beyond his wildest dreams. Yup. Any day now.

But, um, that hasn't happened yet. He's holding out on the world, letting us wallow in misery until he enlightens us with his ideas and inventions. What's he doing in the meantime? He stocks vending machines, until he can become a trucker. But, you know, any day now he's going to get around to it and show us all. Seriously.

He does, however, have plenty of time to share his amazing thoughts and theories with us mere mortals, such as:

• Racism is ok
  
• His thoughts on Buddhism.
  
• Matching wits with the Democratic party.
  
• His answer to racism. (No, really, he's just kidding - or is he?!?!)
  
• And he even shares with us His life story.

He's also fascinated by rape:

• People seek rape for happiness.
  
• Rape isn't about power, it's just sex.
  
• Rape fantasies protect a woman's ability to give birth.

He also frequents brutal_honesty and a few other high-minded communities where he can discuss his intellectual pursuits with others of a like mind.

Of course, as is to be expected from such a genius as he, people disagree with him. Often. But, you know, he's just misunderstood. That's why people argue with him over and over and over and over again. There's nothing wrong with him, of course - it's everybody else. Seriously. We just don't get him.

But never fear - he has a clever way to retort to those who don't agree with him. Wit, thy name is iangalaher!

(Oh, by the way, his last name is "Gallaher" with two l's. "iangallaher" is not a registered username. Evidently he can't spell his own name. But don't let that detract you from his genius!)

So, behold the intelligent yet misunderstood iangalaher!



[OK, so I originally ran across this guy when he left chalice_circle in a huff over us being a bunch of hypcrites (or so he thinks), but I can't seem to find that post at the moment. Ah, well - just another stroke in the vast painting of his idiocy. At one point it was so bad someone even set up an LJ account (imjustme121) for the sole purpose of heckling the guy. Good times, good times... And now I'm happy to share him with everyone here! Enjoy!]

my journal needs some serious mocking!

I'm just going to say right now that I haven't been able to read anything on here except the first page, and my reasoning behind that is because I've been proccupied with this which I think fits right into the idea of this community. *cough* I have a favour to ask in light of that link I just posted; i've never asked a favour before in my "new" post, and I feel a little slimy doing it. Everything is explained in the aforementioned link, but if you would be so kind as to go over and join uglyandbooks? It has nothing to do with ugly, and nothing to do with books (I think you'll understand after looking at the linkies. You may also notice that I took the rule ideas from here *coughs again* I thought it was a great idea to keep the flaming to just that community, so I put it in...if anyone has a problem with that, I can take it out.

Alright *gets off the soapbox* if this post is a violation in any way at all to the community rules, or the mod doesn't agree with it, please take it off, I don't mind at all. I don't want to offend anyone here.

Best mocking (and Christmas) wishes!