Pinned
Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906
Captive adult male giant Asian mantis, Hierodula pulchripes, Mantidae
Via fruit_ghost on Reddit; posted with permission!
hello I request some stamps and two blinkies of K_K from deltarune :D the stamps can be anything but the blinkies could have "K_K fan" on one and "robot theysbando" on the other
π»γK_K blinkies + stamps
hai ty for your req! k_k has a very cool design. there isnβt much official media of him and i try to avoid fanart, so i hope these are what you envisioned! βββ ΰ¨ΰ§ βββ everything is f2u (credits not needed but appreciated) + made by me credit if reposting externally; eg to a collection/hoard
Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"
Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."
Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"
Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."
Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."
Robbie: "...told you, man."
Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"
Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."
Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"
Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"



