Dead Tom's Dead O.O

When you're a professional pirate....

*ahem* *ahem*

Yarrr.

Avast and ahoy, me hearties!
'Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I'll be yer shipmate for the day.
The good ship Choir sets sail at 3:30 today, and I'll be there this time, mark my words. *waves wooden sword menacingly* And, thanks to me trusty mates (Throat Lozenge, Vitamin C, and Clariton), the Throat has been retaken. Yarr!

I have to write a 1-3 page long story-type fer Writing, Captain says so. It's a good thing I'm writin' it today, eh? Welcome to the Caribbean, luv!

Me Captain (translate= mother) may be taking me to the movies, where we may pilfur and otherwise plunder the place for some popcorn and watch Everyone's Hero.

Yo ho!

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Too bad I don't have Polly and the Pirates, or I would so read it today. Becase Polly is like the awesomest pirate ever. Or at least in the top five. [/speech]

Since I likely won't be here for Dogwatch*, I'll leave you with a few hearty songs.

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And a bottle of purely hypothetical rum! [/is underage]


[speech=normal] Did pirates have Dogwatch? Oh well. [/speech]
Firefly/Supernatural love!

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Preeeesenting "Seasons of Snow", written with the help of MY SISTER, freedomriddle.

"Seasons of Snow"

Five billion, twenty-five million, six thousand snowflakes,
Five billion, twenty-five million flakes to snowblow.
Five billion, twenty-five million, six thousand snowflakes,
How do you measure, you measure the snow?

In snowballs, in snowdrifts, in snowmen, in cups of cocoa.
In inches, in feet of crystals so wet.

Five billion, twenty-five million, six thousand snowflakes,
How do you measure a season of snow?

How about shoveling?
How about shoveling?
How about shoveling?
Measure in shoves.

Seasons of snow, seasons of snow.

Five billion, twenty-five million, six thousand snowflakes,
Five billion, twenty-five million
Chances to sled.

Five billion, twenty-five million, six thousand snowflakes,
Five billion, twenty-five million
How do you measure the snow of autumn or winter?

In piles that you make,
Or sweaters to wear,
Snow forts you create,
Or the drops in your hair?

It's time now to sing out,
Though the snowing never ends.
Let's celebrate
Think of seasons with what the sky sends!
Remember the shoveling!
Remember the shoveling!
Seasons of snow!
Firefly/Supernatural love!

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Auctions of small breast cancer awareness bears with tags signed by celebrities including Paul McGillion, Michael Shanks, and Joss Whedon to raise money for fighting Breast Cancer.

*poke* CHECK IT OUT. Really. DO. NOW.