Mr. John One Note

send me more posts like this. thank you

flowers for you. x

nothing makes me angrier than a mint garnish. get that garbage OFF of there

this is horrific hate speech actually

im just gonna say it. i would not like it if clifford the big red dog lived in my town. and every time he ran down the street everything shook like an earthquake. and whenever he jumped into the water it made a big splash. and i would not like it if he licked my whole body with his tongue. everyone acts like jetta is a stick in the mud because when clifford licks her with his giant tongue which goes from head to feet she finds it gross. i would also find it gross. i do not want to have my entire self be covered in dog saliva. that is a day-ruining experience. you have to shower and change.

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

the desire to be a hot alt girl is so fundamentally human I'm surprised there isn't at least one epic poem about it

so true

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

Ok I'm at a loss as to what to do with the wall behind my kitchen table. There's a plug right in the middle which is very convenient for ironing and a lamp but it's like a foot higher than it needs to be which severely limits my decorating options.

as i see it my options are to have a wide picture high on the wall with some smaller pictures to the left or to have a tall picture with smaller pictures on either side

Rediscovered my favourite picture of my twin sister's cat that I took and I don't think I'll ever get a funnier cat picture than this

sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens