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Bob dylan

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Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word.

No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word for & about you...
Penis!

...yeah

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.
Bob dylan

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Who was the last person that...

1. You hung out with? Ray. Twas' at his house last night.
2. Saw you cry? ...Ray.
3. Went to the movies with?: Probably Ray also.
4. You went to the mall with?: I think the last time I went to the mall, I was by myself.
5. You went to dinner with?: Mom, Megan, Chris, Chris' mom, and Ray.
6. You talked on the phone to?: Mom
7. Made you laugh? Chick in my ASL class.

Would you rather...

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: Eh, tongue I guess.
2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny, totally. And Aaron, you are capable of being funny looking.
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: Can't tell the differance, honestly.
4. Die in a fire or drown?: O.o What kind of awefulness is this?!
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: Parents, duh.

Do you prefer...

1. Flowers or candy?: Candy, duh. Though both are nice.
2. Gray or black?: I guess black.
3. Color or Black and white photos?: Color. Whee!
4. Lust or love?: Both. >:)
5. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset. I thed to see it more often.
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&Ms. Chocolate beats all.
8. Staying up late or waking up early?: Up late, duh.


Answer truthfully!

1. Do you like anyone?: Pshhh. Duh.
2. Do they know it?: I tell him all the time.


Do you prefer...

1. Sun or moon?: The moon. It dosn't burn.
2. Winter or Fall?: Fall, I guess.
3. Left or right?: Lefties unite!
4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?: Best friends. But I've got more than two. :)
5. Sunny or rainy?: Sunny.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Chooooocolate.
7. Vodka or Jack?: I've never had Jack, so I guess vodka, though it is le gross, it gets the job done.


About you!

1. What time is it? 8:18 pm.
2. First and middle Name?: Carly Elizabeth
3. Nickname(s)?: Monster, Carlos, Carlotta, Carlyle.
4. What is your birth date?: January 12
5. What do you want in a guy?: A kind, funny, sweet, smart guy with long hair, nice eyes, and an easy smile. The guitar dosn't hurt either.
6. Where do you want to live?: Austin, or maybe like, Scotland.
7. How many kids do you want?: Three, at the most.
8. You want to get married?: Eventually.

Unique!

1. Nervous habit: Messing with my hair.
2. Are you double jointed?: Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue?: Yep.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: A little.
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Who can't cross their eyes?
6. Do you make your bed daily?: Haaaaahahaaa! You're kidding, right?

Random (Mostly about shoes)

1. Which shoe goes on first?: Hell, I dunno.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?: Oh, probably. I throw a lot of things at a lot of people.
3. On the average, how much money do you carry on you?: Five bucks, if I'm lucky.

Other

1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Twirl.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: No, and I never plan to.
3. Favorite ice cream?: Fossel Fuel.
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: I don't think we have any cerial.
5. What's your favorite beverage?: Tea.
7. Do you cook?: Sometimes.
8. Current mood?: Relaxed.

In the last month have you...

1. Had a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes indeed.
2. Bought something: V-day and birthday presents and gas, mostly.
4. Sang: In the car all the time.
5. Been hugged: Yep.
6. Felt stupid: Oh hell yeah.
7. Missed someone: Terribly.
8. Wished that person was with you: Well, he's still here, but it's like he's alreay gone...
8. Got drunk: Yes.
9. Danced crazy: Probably.
10. Gotten your hair cut: Nope.
11. Cried: A lot.
12. Lied: Yep.
13. Snuck out of the house: Heh. No.

I vote for going swimmin some time soon. Just so ya'll know.
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Bob dylan

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I gave pottersues a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for quicksilverclaw (10 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I helped meggiegurl415 hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-153 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jediwitch



So giving someone a usefull cooking tool takes away points, while giving someone else porn adds points? I am intrested. And Megga... don't worry, no one will ever know.

Besides the several people who read this lj. Oops.

I miss you guys. When are you coming home? :(

Carly*
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Oh no, I've been tagged!

THE RULES:
1) Thank the person who tagged you
2) List 5 strange/weird/random things about you
3) Tag 5 people

1. I've got handcuffs dangling off my right wrist right now.
2. I spent five minuets this morning singing along to a song from a musical I've never seen (though I have read the book it's inspired by).
3. I want lots of DVDs for Christmas.
4. Ralph amuses me far more than he probably should.
5. Two days ago, Ray and I spent half an hour calling people in our cell phone directories, yelling "I'M BATMAN!" and then hanging up.

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Hehe...

If you read this, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
Bob dylan

Two out of every three women have been raped...

...does that disterb you? It should.

Reposted from thebigfatman's journal. Pass it on, loves.

A lot has been said about how to prevent rape.
Women should learn self-defense. Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts. Women shouldn't leave drinks unattended. Fuck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all.

instead of that bullshit, how about:

if a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
if a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
if a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.
if a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
if a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.
if a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
if a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
if a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
if a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.

if a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.
if your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
if your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her.
if you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
if your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.

if your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
if your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.
don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.

If you agree, repost it. It's that important.
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