26 Years Now
"We're together for 26 years now!"
jfc, I'm old af, fr fr. Chud ass unc status.
23 Years
Hail Eris!
This dang account has now reached the perfect number once again according to the Law of Fives. Wacky.
If you're reading this — we should make out.
Let's celebrate! My blog is 22 years old
My tweets
- Thu, 11:28: Hey @DunkinDonuts this is gross! Part of a latex glove baked into my bagel? #wtf #dunkindonuts #medford https://t.co/7beBifruSS
My tweets
- Fri, 10:17: @ticketmaster Tickets to the Cure unavailable the seconds they go on sale. Scalpers like Stub Hub have tons. WTF. Really?
My tweets
- Tue, 00:43: @Playboy Scott Flanders should be dragged out into the street and shot. #notrenewing
My tweets
- Sun, 20:33: Hey @amazonecho @amazon you guys really didn't think about Echo owners when you made those commercials did you? It keeps responding to tv!
My tweets
- Thu, 12:03: @unicube @Sheltered_Game Your title - that kerning is so bad. #designernightmare
- Thu, 12:05: @unicube Only the pet and first parent name saves? Loving the game. Sent kid out - she killed so many. Thousand yard stare. #xbone
My tweets
- Wed, 14:00: @HeathFeathASMR Whizzardry practice w/ 3d ear2ear effects! #ASMRVR
My tweets
- Thu, 12:02: @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay @JeremyClarkson The BBC needs to bury Top Gear. Without you three there is no show. Just cheap knock-offs.