JDCC

Well. Heh.

I'm about to go on a nine hour ride in a relatively steady car with nothing more than a set of pencils for my own amusement. What does this mean for you, the viewer?

JDC 1 is about to be drawn to its full epic introductory proportions!

Behold, the return of Tisho! Duo Maxwell is an absolute fucking moron! Charlie uses chopsticks! Wu Fei says he must kill Joe again! Officially, this means

JDC 1 IS BACK!!!

Guess who redesigned page one of JDCC 2 today? Yup.

The new idea? I'm going to try to actually publish that one as a real work. Don't worry, I'd split the profits. I'd have no choice, and I'm all about splitting profits.

I can do it with 2 because there's no copyright worrying in 2, just in 1.

We will enjoy this world, I think.

LATEX UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at title. This shouldn't be hear. I want some action on this board...beside the postaholic abi. Btw, happy birthday.

Hey, what's up? I'm bored. Can you tell? We went to Wally-world today. It was...interesting. I'll just leave it at that.

Ash--thanks for my present! My birthday's actually in...(looks at watch)...3 days, so I'm in the mood. Plus, it really cheered me up! *grin* No, I don't think you ever read "Living Hell," but I think you'll like it. It's probably a bit to mushy for you, but I really enjoyed writing it...and thanks for not mauling me over the Harry/Draco thing. And I love criticism because it makes me a stronger writer, anyways.

Anyways, since I've blabbed on enough and I have nothing more to say, I'll give you my joke that I love. It's my favorite at the moment. *grin*

***
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"
***

Much love,
Me.

Hey, what's going on? I just got back from vacation yesterday. Oh, and when I was bored, I read the "interests" on the jdcc profile page thingy. What's with me and the underwear?

PS. When are we updating? Wait...isn't the "PS" supposed to go after I sign? Oh well. Too lazy & tired to fix it.

Much love,
Me.

Are we doing anything here? I'm kinda bored.

And for your viewing pleasure, a fruit sandwich.

Why is that life is complicated? Finding out how to post on this post wasted me two hours. First signing up and then figuring where the hell that toolbar abinikai told me was. Just another place to rant my brains out.

Amidst the battlefield of Gettysburg, one crazy man's scream turned the tides toward victory. "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" and thus the opposition was confused.

I've been here for a while...are we doing anything?

Much love,
Me.

And why the hell is this thing purple? It's like, lavendar purple. Like something out of Bath and Body works...

It was supposed to be blue...