Min wage should be 80k salaried
Like this isn't an exaggeration. You should be able to rent alone, buy groceries, have disposable income, and still save for a vacation or whatever tf. I cannot emphasize enough how little people are being paid
an hour
this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
Same energy
I love tautological humor just as much as I love tautological humor
I might be alone on this one but I don't find diseases all that enjoyable
@diseases-for-center-control can you fact check this
Who else will embrace you quite as warmly as a 103 degree fever. Who else will have your nostrils flowing with abundance, your lungs as full as your joyful heart! You will learn to enjoy the diseases, in time.
My brother named Ibuprofen 500mg could totally kick your ass,like he will totally beat you up, he is taller than you and he does karate on Saturdays
It’s kind of wild how malleable our minds are to a perception of pleasure and pain, like a masochist genuinely feels pleasure from being hit in the balls, the unending agony of finishing a marathon becomes the highest of bliss, the old recording of you playing with a childhood friend that is now gone from your life can go from giving you the utmost of comforts to giving you the utmost of sufferings, the bad stench of a loved one’s malodor becomes an aromatic fragrance and the aromatic fragrances of a perfumed hospital room turn foul, your favorite food turns disgusting after a case of food poisoning and the subpar burnt cooking of a loved one turns appetizing, idk, wild….
🫵
What was the last fresh fruit you ate?
That would be your father last night fuckin gottem
Because your father is a homosexual
And we partook in homosexual acts together last night
You are devastated right now
don't do that to me, just tell me to kill myself or call me a slur, but not that, please
can i do both
you can do anything you want if you believe in the power of friendship
now I never cared much for the harry potter books, and while I love the movies when I was like 7 I don’t mind at all letting go of them on account on j.k Rowling being a miserable shit. That being said, having to let go of the Lego Harry Potter Year 1-4 Videogame by TT studios? I must admit, that was hard, farewell childhood videogame, I must abandon, scorn, hate you now, for da transgeners…. I will do this…..fuck you
Ocean ham, lick your from my hand, tasted like a clam
I don’t understand
Ocean ham, you smelled like a sweaty glove
with some mayo dip
when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed
How it feels to BE the character that is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed
On a serious note, like, Listen, I really truly understand why it is like so, I really understand that there is a distinction on how we value fictional characters and how we value people; many times a character that is interesting and beloved in a fictional narrative would be horrid in real life, still, it’s really frustrating and exhausting being that traumatized and ashamed and repressed guy that is riddled with self-guilt and self-hatred and going out into life and being cast aside by almost everyone, because you cried on your birthday or because you have panic attacks every other week, and being genuinely shunned and cast-off by your peers for your trauma and then going on the internet and seeing everyone be like “omggggg myyyyyyy blorbo, he is so traumatizeddddd and hurtttt, I want to give him a huggggg, my scrimblo <333333” knowing full well that you have repeatedly cried in public places dozens of time because of your trauma and not a single person¹ gave you a hug and knowing full well that if you were a fictional blorbo everyone would adore you. Like, let me be clear, I truly understand why this happens, doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck
¹ In my case technically wrong I would estimate that in the past 6 years I have cried in public ~50 times and a hundred more times hidden away in a bathroom in that time, 1 person has actually given me a hug/comforted me. So 1 not no one, but still.
"Let's have a ball" <- used to mean having fun
"Don't be a square" <- used to mean someone that has no fun
We know that spherical objects are fun and out going and squares don't like fun, this much is known, however we still don't know the social tendencies of other shapes, are pentagons introverts? what about dodecahedrons? we simply don't know yet... we don't know. we. don't knowwwwww
If you're a square you're not a round
IM TAKING NOTES!!!!!!
