bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot
Even folks on the pro-porn side of the aisle often talk like it's the presence of narrative that makes porn an art form, as though the erotic needs to be explicitly justified in order to elevate it from the mere mechanical production of arousal, and it always makes me feel like maybe we're not quite as "pro" as we think we are.
I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif
Fun romantic senario: Youre bandaging my wounds and cakling me a reckless idiot but youre in a time loop so you are quietly hinting at knowing I was going to be hurt anyways and asking me to PLEASE be careful. Little do you know, I am also stuck in this time loop with you, and I keep injuring myself in the same way every time. Dont get it twisted- Im not doing this to experience your touch or anything, Im just doing this so every time I can say something different and slowly drive you insane. Nobody pays me to do this I do it because I enjoy it. When you finally escape this time loop I will simply find another time-stuck guy and do the same thing. It ain't much but its dishonest work!
The wizard in charge of putting people in time loops has offered to pay me many times but I always say no I refuse to allow doing what I love to fall to some pseudo-capitaliesg regime. I do ask for one thing in payment though. Every time I do this I go up one cup size. In muscle, I mean. My top surgery scars? Oh, every time I hit c-cups the wizard takes my breasts away again. Yeah, yeah I asked him to do that too. Why? Because my boobs are my most striking feature and I love to see them ebb and flow with the tides. Yeah. Yeah the tides of time. Its another thing from the wizard. Dont worry about it.
Omg STOP asking me if the wizard and I have had sex you guys KNOW I have a crush on her
if you are a trans woman you have to sing to yourself. if you voice train that’s fine. if you don’t voice train that’s okay. but you have to sing to yourself
may every trans woman have a safe place to hear herself sing.
theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.
You see zloda can date sidish and glopton but blopton cant date sidish and sidish can only date glopton but there needs to be a tragorp present and zloda cant look at any tragorp or the other two will claw their eyes out also zlimgish gets to watch all of this and needs to hold back the agathorþ until the end of the dating process or the agathorþ tears everyone limb for limb
Heartwarming! Man pissing on subway stairs genders you correctly, mortified he was doing that in front of a woman
He was doing it while on the phone and said “so long as there ain’t a woman around it’s fine” then turned around, saw me, and went “oh shit!” And started apologizing
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