jakisbishlygay

If you're looking for my fanfiction, it can be found at geek_porn.






FRIENDS ONLY.
Or, well, mostly Friends Only - the Randomness is pretty much open.
COMMENT TO BE ADDED.
If you want me to write you a story, either go to the previous post, or go HERE to give me a prompt. F-O Banner by glowinglogos.

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, Fic prompts.

Any fandom that I'm familiar with, if you're not sure, just ask.

Anything and everything - I'll give it a shot.

Just specify: Fandom, Pairing (or just a character if you want me to surprise you or you don't want porn), Rating, Length (of the story, pervert), Genre, and, if you want some semblance of a plot, you'd better say so now, otherwise, simply saying 'skittles' will suffice.

And yes, I know, I owe some people fics already, I have them all started, I swear. But they're not anywhere near being finished and if I stare at them any longer I'm going to cry.

Also, for easy reference, this post will be kept directly under the F-O entry. Also, all fics will be posted in geek_porn.

ETA: Just realized something, as for the 'anything and everything', that's in reference to general weirdness, like MPreg or Sam gets hit on by a clown or something.

I WILL NOT DO: Rape/Non-Con, bestiality, RPS, and underage sex. I don't do that, and if that's what your looking for, you're barking up the wrong pervert.



I don't feel much like writing anymore.

Title: Drugged Part Two: Temptation (Part One)
Author: jakisbishlygay
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Beta: None.
Word Count: 1320
Spoilers: None.
Warning: WINCEST, Naughty language, Masturbation, Half-Nekked Car Washing, and no beta.
Authors Notes: This is in my own little world, so maybe an AU? John's alive, Ellen and Jo are continue their brief appearance, and oh, yeah, Bobby's there too.
Summary: In his rush to not have a thin clear plastic shower curtain be the only thing separating himself and his fully naked and lathered brother, he didn't notice the stream of toothpaste and saliva pouring out of his mouth and onto his t-shirt.

Title: Drugged
Author: jakisbishlygay
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: PG-13 for now, will go up in later chapters
Beta: None.
Word Count: 1047
Spoilers: None.
Warning: WINCEST, Naughty language, and no beta.
Authors Notes: This is in my own little world, so maybe an AU? John's alive, Ellen and Jo are helping in the hunt, and oh, yeah, Bobby's there too. Also, I've noticed that transferring this from OpenOffice made the format kinda wonky, I fixed it, but if I missed anything, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
Summary: "I want you to stop touching possessed artifacts like they were toys." Sam said, much calmer than he though was possible at the moment.

Title: Whose Your Daddy?, Part 3/3
Author: jakisbishlygay
Fandom: CSI: New York
Pairing: The Almighty OT4, Danny/Adam/Lindsay/Don
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash/Het, Preg, MPreg, Medical Bastardization.
Word Count: 780
Beta: None.
Authors Notes: MPreg isn't really my cup o' tea, but green_wing cornered me with the puppy dog eyes of DOOM... and well... yeah, she broke me.
Summary: “Yeah, well, I gave birth to your children!” Lindsay shot back at Danny's pout.

-Part 1-

-Part 2-

(Don cradled Elizabeth and went in search of fresh diapers and hard alcohol.)

Title: Whose Your Daddy?, Part 2
Author: jakisbishlygay
Fandom: CSI: New York
Pairing: The Almighty OT4, Danny/Adam/Lindsay/Don
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash/Het, Preg, MPreg, Medical Bastardization.
Spoilers: Brief spoilers for Snow Day
Word Count: 1172
Beta: None.
Authors Notes: MPreg isn't really my cup o' tea, but green_wing cornered me with the puppy dog eyes of DOOM... and well... yeah, she broke me.
Summary: “Wow Cupcake, you havin' puppies?” Adam looked confused, Lindsay rolled her eyes, and Danny's yawn was drown out by Don's sudden snoring.

-Part 1-

(Halfway through Lindsay's fourth month, they discovered that Adam's pregnancy was only a week behind hers.)

Title: Whose Your Daddy?, Part 1
Author: jakisbishlygay
Fandom: CSI: New York
Pairing: The Almighty OT4, Danny/Adam/Lindsay/Don
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash/Het, Preg, MPreg, Medical Bastardization.
Word Count: 1108
Beta: None.
Authors Notes: MPreg isn't really my cup o' tea, but green_wing cornered me with the puppy dog eyes of DOOM... and well... yeah, she broke me.
Summary: “Wow Cupcake, you havin' puppies?” Adam looked confused, Lindsay rolled her eyes, and Danny's yawn was drown out by Don's sudden snoring.

Any idea's on Comm's to post this?

Title: Of Transgenics and Seizures
Author: jakisbishlygay
Rating: PG-13 (some foul language and Alec's choice of similes.)
Characters: Alec, Logan
Spoilers: Beginning of Season 2
Warnings: No Beta (any and all mistakes are my own, and if you see any I would greatly appreciate a heads up)
Summary: Assuming he was just tired, Logan thought nothing of Alec dropping the firewood and stumbling to the ground as he began arranging the sticks.
Authors Note: This is for green_wing .
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I wish I did, but alas, I'm a college student with no money.

Anyone know where I can x-post this? I am way out of the loop on DA comms.

Just to make it official.

jakisbishlygay : lol, I was just imagining the DA gang watching the Winchesters bicker, then the other way around. You know Dean would rub Joshua's belly and feed him treats under the table.
green_wing : *LOL* I do nothing but think of Sam/Alec porn ;)
jakisbishlygay : And Sam would be all Dean? WTF are you doing? Stop that! Max would be all o.O Alec would snort, and Logan would giggle hysterically while Original Cindy rolled her eye's. And Joshua, well, his leg would twitch and he'd beg for more scraps.

Title: Every Dog has it's Day
Author: jakisbishlygay
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack!fic
Fandom: Dark Angel/Supernatural
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Joshua's dog collar.

This is all green_wing 's fault... mostly.

I don't know how to rate this... between the porn that's playing in my head making every word that much more dirty...   It's wincest, Dean/Sam-ish.  No naughty words that I can see, only really bad innuendo's and a pun.