jack, she/her.... she/he???, multifandom (sorry in advance hehehehe)
"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"
That's the kink
"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"
That's the kink
"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"
Grisps your shoulders so firmly
Buddy you're not gonna believe this
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
“
He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
12 minutes
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST
“Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
i need that
I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years
Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname
Edit- I love the one I got :>
Go on.
Hit me.
Yessssss pleaseeeee
Let’s dance.
HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL
OHMYGOD H O W
I hope
it actually happened holy shit
hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this
Y’all-
🅱️lease
My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
This ought to be good
I dare you.
I want this.
If I get one please make it gay
This would be amazing and probably hard as frak because of my lame url
Please and thank you.
“My my my Moony, don’t you look stunning with that fire whiskey dripping from your lip,” Sirius sighed. Immediately moony blushed and quickly took another sip to avoid saying something new.
how adorable!
Please??
This spikes my curiosity
Yes and @goswlpncmcrfobpjsthpltruaqhb9942
good luck
blease
How would you even do mine, if you will do it at all
Anyone down to send one…?
yall dont hve the balls
lets go
bro fucking crush it my gays, try ur best
my url is pretty boring, but go for it lol
if someone named photography doesn’t get railed by me I dont want it 😤
curiouser & curiouser! come visit if you have the time 🥺😩
I got one 😩 Thank you so much @elronduil-inigo-montoya, this made my day!
I’m terrified, but
Maybe? :>
p l e a s e
Hopefully it works this time
w a n t
Im scared
It probably doesn’t still work… right?
I don’t know but boy do I wanna find out
I’m so intrigued
i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™
From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’
Children, this is dirt.
dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?
A friend of mine got a masters in geology, and I can only imagine this is what it entailed
Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming
I tried to lift his head and he wouldn’t let me
he's always trying to suffocate himself!!!!
