The Adventures of Jack McWeir

Look at that, I fixed my layout. That was fun.

-Jack McWeir

You are not going to stop me from writing. It is what I do and your words do not change this.

No more rl angst. Please to be stopping thank you.

Now go away.

-Jack McWeir

I just joined a Blog Directory. Why? Because I can. :P

I submitted my blogger to it too.

That is all.

*goes back to surfing the interwebs*

-Jack McWeir

I feel: bored

Title: Two
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: Samantha Carter/Rodney McKay
Categories: Episode Related, Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: None.
Summary: Rodney angsts about the epiode Trio and Sam finds a way to make him feel better.

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A/N: My first McKay/Carter fic! Well, except for that crack!one I wrote. But that doesn't really count, now does it?

-Jack McWeir

I feel: creative

I thought I'd share the Miley Cyrus love.

Miley Cyrus song currently stuck in my head? Start All Over.

I have to wonder if this wave's too big to ride
Commit or not commit in such a crazy tide
It's sooner than I thought but you called me out
I've lost control and there's no doubt
I'm gonna start all over

Out of the fire and into the fire again
You make me want to forget
And start all over
Here it comes straight out of my mind or worse
Another chance to get burned
And start all over
I'm gonna start all over

Fantastic and romantic all a big surprise
You've got the warning hesitation pushed aside
It's sooner than i want but you caught my heart
I guess I'm ready now to start
I'm gonna start all over

[CHORUS]

[x3]
It's so easy
You disrupt me
Can't complain

It's so easy
I'm gonna start all over

[CHORUS x2]

-Jack McWeir

I am: creative

Title: The Miracle Of The Donkey
Author: Claudiasharon feat. http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
Pairing: Sam/Rodney
Fandom: SG-1/SGA
Summary: Donkeys bring us closer together.
Rating: PG
A/N: I needed a prompt to write a Jack/Sam fic so I went to Halrloprillalar for easiness and it turned into a Sam/Rodney because I realized I had never written one before.

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His kissed Sam with his broken lip. That must've hurt.

I feel foamy inside when I look at Chris. xD

-Jack McWeir

I feel: creative

Title: A Groovy Day To Snuggle
Author: Claudiasharon feat. http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
Pairing: Sam/Daniel
Fandom: SG-1
Summary: Ovas make you snuggle better.
Rating: PG
A/N: I needed a prompt to write a Jack/Sam fic so I went to Halrloprillalar for easiness and it turned into a Sam/Daniel because I realized I had never written one before.

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The quote "craps his weight twice a day" is from Farscape in reference to Rygel.

-Jack McWeir

I feel: creative

Title: The Popstar
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Rodney McKay
Categories: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Hannah Montana makes an appearance.
Summary: Daniel and Rodney are asked by Billy Ray Cyrus to watch Hannah Montana for a little while.

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A/N: captaincurran was my beta. Blame him for any errors.
This was written because nobody else would do it and I couldn't find any SG1/SGA/Hannah Montana fics out there.

-Jack McWeir

I feel: creative

I wrote these ...poems... after watching the episode in season 4 where they fight the replicators and at the end, Weir's in leather and it's hot.

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Rated PG

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Rated R or NC-17. Lesbian sex. Someone named Elizabeth/some other female.

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Rated G. Ronon/Teyla. Sort of. xD

PING!

-Jack McWeir
I feel: happy

The Doctor: "Do you realize that your names combined rhyme with Cervix?"
Tuvok: "That is illogical."
The Doctor: "How so?"
Tuvok: "Neevok does not rhyme with Cervix."
The Doctor: "But Tuvix does."
*Kes runs off crying*
Neelix: "Wait, sweetie!" *runs after Kes*
The Doctor: "What? Did I say something wrong?"
Tuvok: "As much as everyone on this ship claims to be happy we are back, I believe they miss Tuvix."
The Doctor: "Kes certainly seems to."
Tuvok: "Hence why we have been refraining from mentioning his name."
The Doctor: *sighs* "I really wish you people would include me in these briefings."
Tuvok: "I will make sure the Captain is reminded."
The Doctor: "Thank you."
*Tuvok stands there awkwardly*
The Doctor: "I suggest you get back to work, or something and stop standing there."
Tuvok: "I am waiting to make sure the Vulcans don't randomly appear around the corner. They tend to do this on Chulak."
The Doctor: "Wasn't Chulak some thing about..."
Tuvok cuts him off: "Yes Doctor, it was. Now if you'll excuse me." *he leaves*
The Doctor: "Why do people always run out on me when I start a story?"
Woolsey: "Perhaps they find your stories boring."
The Doctor: "Well aren't you a handsome man."
Woolsey: "As are you."
The Doctor: "I wonder, are you free tonight?"
Woolsey: "Well since I randomly appeared on your starship, I suppose I am."
The Doctor: "I should inform the Captain, but I think I will make passionate love to you first."
Woolsey: "Sounds like a plan to me."
The Doctor+Woolsey: *♥*

Das Ende (Or is it?...)

-Jack McWeir

I feel: creative