The Very Pink of Perversion

It's pretty awesome.

That's really about it.

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WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? 

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you say to address a group of people? 

What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

What do you call your grandparents? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? 

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

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This year, Christmas shopping was done two weeks ago, but the personal gifts are still being made. A lot of people aren't getting Christmas gifts from me this time around... just letters and possibly cookies.

I've been wanting to try and update every day, though I know I probably won't. Today, I will be posting something that neffinesse  showed me while I was in Denmark in 2009. Because this cartoon is the friggin' greatest. I own the comic in Danish (thanks again to neffinesse ) but I don't yet own the movie. As soon as I find it in region one, though, it's MINE. Until then, look at the awesome trailer.

I might as well just get a new journal! >:T

... but I'm too lazy.

Here. Have some ASL rap:

 

 

I'm in Houston again, which reminds me how long it's been since I posted on LJ.

This isn't anything big. Long time friends, Brian and Christine, drove all the way up to Dallas to nab us, drag us down and have us help in preparing for and then attending their Halloween party. I'm relatively excited, as I love Halloween, but don't much care for big parties full of people I have never seen before. It should still be fun. Apparently, I get to be a slutty fairy. BECAUSE WHAT IS HALLOWEEN FOR IF NOT DRESSING UP LIKE A HOOKER!?

As for the marriage, Kat and I will be in Spain for a week in March, marry on the 14th, and then spend our honeymoon in Denmark with neffinesse 's kind company. :3 There's a lot of work behind it, as it's an international gay marriage that doesn't even count in Kat's country of birth, but I think it's worth it. I'm amazed at how much everyone has supported and helped us in this endeavor.

Otherwise, I've got a great job, Kat's got herself a cushy job writing and taking care of a mentally disabled girl, Kat and I are looking into in vitro fertilization and Spain is on the horizon. Life's not too shabby!

I'm in Houston right now, watching Black Sheep and eating pumpkin pie with two old friends after going down to the consulate to get the paperwork for my impending wedding.

It's pretty sweet.

I'm not going to be that childless person who comments on other people's parenting skills... but people need to not beat their kids. Personal opinion.

Now, honestly, I was spanked. And I knew why I was getting a spanking, all the times I remember being spanked. But, to me, it is a way to teach your child that violence is an acceptable solution to a situation where talking and actually resolving it is really the best lesson. I'm rarely shocked when I see copious violence (kids hitting parents, other siblings, other children), to hear that they spank their children. They've learned that pain is a deterrent to annoying behavior, and so employ it against others.

Also, I've read studies that suggest that spanking is kind of sexualized. After all, the butt's pretty close to your genitalia. They posited that it could cause sexual dysfunction. I don't know if it's true, but I can see where they'd get that.

So, I'm aginnit.

Mostly, this is street_howitzer  and neffinesse 's fault for making me think about it and make the decision that I'mma never gonna beat my chil'ns.

Unless they do something bad.

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Also, hello Beccateers! My thanks for not making my return mightily awkward and de-friending me while I've been in the social-life-free zone. I am good. I am going to Spain to be married in March and am moderately medicated to a point of coping with The Outside now. How are you?

I thought it was funny as hell.

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Also also, hello everyone again. I will attempt to post more, since there's a light in the tunnel. And to encourage street_howitzer to write on here more too.

I have been with Kat for 6 years as of today. I think that's pretty doggone awesome. <3