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oldinterneticons:

skittynation:

Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God

God: Hey girl so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can never have drawn the schoolteacher of sleepy hollow Ichabod Crane wearing a nightgown with his ass peeking out a little bit like that’s literally it

Me: Ok Listen 🤦‍♀️

picklepuffin:

brightgoat:

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

exitwound:

20 examples of periodic solutions to the three-body problem

blorbo-posting:

ulisaypo:

The Roundtable

theehorsepusssy:

bourbonciel:

celaquinn-ichard:

oddarette:

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

The cleanomorph