Hey, I'm Evie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
weaselle
teathattast

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Wake up babe new fish dropped

bogleech

I can't believe none of this post shows off the actual most unique feature of this squid!!


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One eye of this species is normal, the other is more than twice as big and bugged out. Each has different sensitivity to light levels so she can aim one up (towards the brighter sky) and the other down (to the darker depths) as needed.

No other animal has this setup that we've ever found!! You can't ignore her monocle!!!

teathattast

unmatched queen energy tbh

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bitter-hibiscus
annabelle--cane

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

annabelle--cane

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

annabelle--cane

"ugh this is not what vampires are about :/ you've been poisoned by contemporary vampire romance"

A deep red banner with the all-caps text "This post is about / Countess Mircalla 'Carmilla' von Karnstein / you may derail / but only if you are real niceys." On either side of the banner are small square illustrations of Carmilla from the original 1872 magazine print of the novella.ALT

VAMPIRES WERE BEING SEXY BEFORE DRACULA WAS EVEN A GLINT IN THE MILKMAN'S EYE

NEVER LET THE HATERS TELL YOU THAT VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T BE SAD AND HOT

#SEXYVAMPIRESFOREVER

liirker-at-thresholds
liirker-at-thresholds

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

  • Not deterred by the closed door
  • Working as a group
  • Protecting their identities
  • Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
  • Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

liirker-at-thresholds

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The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post