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Yeah, I'm officially maining blue now
I dreamt that someone reblogged this talking about like league of legends or some shit and I was like "that's not what this post is about you have no idea what this post is about".
Btw, I'll give 10 bucks to whoever can guess what this post is actually about first. Seriously.
I want a Welch's fruit snack bag that just has orange, cherry, and grape gummies in it!
It was on my mind because I've been craving gummies ever since I started taking some fiber gummies and now I'm worried I'm gonna give into impulse and down a whole bottle of them or melatonin gummies and fuck my shit up big time.
Though I'm more worried about the fiber gummies. I've taken like 16 or 32 or so melatonins at a time before and it just doesn't work that much better than 2 or 4 is all.
I want a Welch's fruit snack bag that just has orange, cherry, and grape gummies in it!
It was on my mind because I've been craving gummies ever since I started taking some fiber gummies and now I'm worried I'm gonna give into impulse and down a whole bottle of them or melatonin gummies and fuck my shit up big time.
Having a baby to prove your love with your partner is ridiculous. "Ohh, let's bring a whole third person into our relationship and, get this, we have to teach it how to be alive." Nonsense. My girlfriend and I could do the same thing with another tgirl, and she'll start out way better at Magic the Gathering than a baby.
So you'd think. But one time a friend of mine gave birth and I was in the room and right when the baby popped out I started challenging it to a MtG match so I could kick its ass and humble it+stroke my own ego but before I could finish the first word I saw that it was holding a deck box and it got this look in its eyes when I finished speaking. Long story short that little mf beat my ass with some fucking crazy ass combo on turn three. I never recovered.
