My favorite interpretation of the theme yet! I love how holding different people does different effects ( I just held the gun and played a bullet hell). I got 6790 on my first try and 10540 on the next one.
The intro sequence is a genius way to explain the main mechanic, one of the best tutorials ever (I held the kid for 10 minutes to try to prevent the inevitable lmao).
The voice acting ads a lot to the game, the multiplier markiplier quotes too.
I love the goofy style used in the cutscenes, ones of my favorite styles.
There were a few issues with the numbers at the end being rendered weird, tanks shooting from out of bounds and no fullscreen.

This game nails to mimic what's great about arcade games and added awesome cutscenes! I can even see myself coming back to it :)

When this whole mess started with a kid asking for a spin.

I thought it would be funny if I tried spinning no one and just got taken out by a bunch of kids instead, just to see how the interrogator would react. But then the cutscene already made me spin through one wave, giving me 150 free points from the start. I guess you already thought about that case.

Being able to spin almost anything is great: kids, adults, bullets, and all. But oof, the game crashed when I tried to spin a tank (that's the only unfortunate part).

Nice game, very funny.

I love this game. Fun and funny with a great mashup of art styles. The gameplay is simple enough to grasp quickly but with each new wave of enemies adds a new dynamic, which is great! Also I think this is the only game I've played so far with voice overs and interactive cut scenes. Very serious stuff!!

I HAVE KIDS AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! Top notch starting, introduction and ending sequence! This was really great fun!

What a serious game for such a serious topic. I honestly thought the first spin was the whole game so I held space until the background turned black and the audio went out. I was so sure that would get me a high score lol. I couldn't spin or take down a tank, though the end game stats made me think at least one of those is possible.  Hilarious take on the theme. Love the serious voice acting. Fun game!

This game was hilarious and incredibly polished, I had no idea what I was booting into when I started playing it but definitely glad I did, Beautiful game!!

This game was hilarious and way better than I expected! Very creative use of the theme. Great job, I had a lot of fun playing it!

I love throwing people!

Dude I love the whole presentation around this game lol. The way it ties into juniper's game jam video before going insane-o mode rocks! And the gameplay is super satisfying too when you line up a bunch of guys and just knock 'em all down with a 5 year old child. I LOVE how when the military shows up you can grab them and they'll just shoot out in a circle around you, such a cool way to mix up the game loop! The screen went black when I tried to grab a tank lol, idk if that was intentional. But yeah great job man! Good laughs and good game!

Amazing game with amazing story and mechanics. Had a lot of fun that I played it 3 times, the spnning bullets and deflecting bullets are crazy mechanics. Great job!! <3

Honestly at first I thought this would be like a pretty mid submission for some reason but then I actually got into the game and holy shit it was so fun!! The idea, voice acting and gameplay is not just hilarious but also incredibly engaging, fun and addicting at least for me!! Theres just the right amount of juice aswell and the combo system was so funny too, and the cutscenes just made it so much better!! Such good work and an awesome game!!

Very fun, very funny and satisfying gameplay.  The little voiceovers got a kick out of me ("Sir, you have to stop throwing our kids.").  Loved the lo-fi graphics, just the right amount of juice, and the gameplay is very fast but also there's a nice little bit of depth later on when you can grab the various kinds of cops / their bullets.  Things escalate very quickly.

I played through three times.  Really well done; great work!

The first game jam game that I have actually laughed at. Very good on all sides. If you had some more time, you could probably have expanded it, that later in the game, you just start spinning the land that you are on, then you start spinning the whole planet and throwing it into the black hole and the ending would be just human extinction.
But current ending is also perfect <3.

I actually laughed when I accidentally caught a bullet. What a fun time, thanks for making this!

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS HAHA. I actually wasn't expecting THAT from the game but it was SO PEAK. I love throwing lil' Timmy around everywhere and it was full chaotic. To the point where tanks comea long. I think I might have accidently broken the game when I went to the tank and it all became black(?) Visuals does need a bit more polish though but the audio was good! Overall, I had a blast with this one! Great work!

It was entertaining how, just like in the thumbnail GIF, the battle started abruptly the moment I let go of the child. I also really liked that the attack method was the same as the move used to throw the child. The music is very cool. IT’S PEAK!!

Amazing game! 😄 Definitely one of the top three games I’ve played so far, and I’ve already tried more than 40.

The idea, execution, and humor are all excellent. I’ll definitely come back to it, and I’m looking forward to any future updates!

Amazing game! Hilarious, fun and story is amazing 10/10!