D'amicos 3.2

Hooboy...
Last time, Jill died after missing work from what I can only guess was a hang over. Let's see if anyone cares.

Jackle's only means of food for the moment..

Changed Kay's look cause she's gonna be gettin old soon.

First day on the job for Lisa. Rock God, here we come.

She got home and discovered she had acne.

And after an hour of primping herself.. she invited Seth over.

He ended up moving in as a teen - lol. With 10,000$ ! WTF... teen jobs pay well or something.

Seth: Remember that time I grew up just for you?
Lisa: Oh yeah, that was awesome. You're the best... moving on...

My game is retarded and throws up the first kiss animation for everything now.

Seth: It's getting kinda steamy in here, don't you think?

Lisa: Mmm yeah!

Aww, underage sex is so cute.

Especially when they have to go to school together the next morning.

And homework after.

Lisa being the romance sim she is, she rolls wants to woohoo with several numbers of people. He's number 2.

In & Out as they say.

Seth reached the top of his teen career. (LOL and I didn't have to do anything)

Hot make over & Stats
Family LTW Become Mayor
Leo
Sloppy 4
Outgoing 10
Lazy 4
Serious 4
Grouchy 3

Preggors!

Pop, bamf, whatev.. she's getting fat.

Seth figured they were already living together, why not?

And Lisa was all for it.. except in the back of her head she was having a mental breakdown. But hey, she's already a cheater - what's engagement gonna hurt?

Seth joins in with Kay's drug use.

Lisa: Please? Send me some peen?

Furthest from it...

Lisa: OMG stop hitting me with your purse you old bag!!

Dammit, Crumplebottom! If she miscarries because of you I'm deleting you and borking my game!!

What an old bitch. Beating up a pregnant teen. Awful. Just awful.

This has...

Ruined her life.

Yet again! In a different bathroom.

Kay and Seth are getting along well; gossiping and such.

More ass for Lisa.

Baldie?!

He was getting ready to kiss her.. but then she had to go into labor.
Complete turn off.

Lisa: OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD Don't just stand there and watch, HELP ME!!

It's a boy! Stu D'amico.

Lisa: Here mom, could hold my baby, I have to go do a guy.

Umm.. now he has hair?

This is what happens when you get the want to Stargaze all the time, ya lil brat.

Kayleigh rushes outside concerned...

WAIT A MINUTE. She's not concerned at all! She's laughing at her own daughter getting butt probed!! (it is kind of funny..)

Yes Seth, We know you do good at your job...

Could you uh, take better care of the poor stinky baby?

Pwned.

Lisa: *what was that all about?*

Lisa: What's all this? Snow? Hey wait.. was I abducted or something??

OMG I WAS!! THEY ASS RAPED ME!! BAAAWWAHHH.

Meanwhile Seth gets an A+ (He actually came home to tell Lisa which I thought was cute, but she was elsewhere at the time)

Trying to eat dinner... and forming an alien baby in her stomach.

Hot pregnant ladies and underage cops. Sex written all over that. wut?

BUSTIN' OUT?

Yeah Lisa, those two other guys you fucked are your friends. Right.

UMM - could we not get into that? Seriously.. that's your girlfriends mom. Also, you already have a baby with your GIRLFRIEND.. so try and keep that in mind. She does cheat on you, though, so I guess it's fine.