D'amico Legacy 2.2

Oh my my... We left off with all the toddlers growing up well (surprisingly) and now... onto the emotional destruction!

Poor Jill... her spawns love to torture her.

Meg: "Yeah!! I'm throwing shit at my mom!!"

Totally okay with throwing it and...

Jill: "OMG... please stop throwing it back at me?!" *quivers in fear*

This whole "baby mama" thing isn't going well...

Stop kissing up Meg, you're not heir.

FINALLY. We get it right!!

Oh christ... Jill just ruined the poor boy with that bad conversation.

EXCUSE ME? Why are you dropping the trash on the ground?! This is not what we are paying you to do!

This was meant to show you how hot the teen townie was, but instead, thanks to the shit maid we get Chris whining over the smelly trash and the hot teen going "wtf?"

I see some bad things happening to you in the future...

We're throwing kids in the air now? Just don't drop her...

Lisa (simpson) D'amico!!
Scorpio
Neat 6
Outgoing 6
Active 9
Serious 3
Grouchy 1
She has the same personality as Meg, but she's more true to it (especially the grouchy)

Two awkward twins don't care who's room they're in or if anyone is sleeping - They're going to SMUTSLE.

Lisa hopped out of bed to join in.

Jill: "What are you two still doing here? Go to school already."
Chris: *Why'd mom just say that??*
Meg: *Looks up at the drama and is suddenly interested.

It's been awhile since Jill has had time alone at home. The romance in her is tingling & by romance I mean... well, you know.

She tries her hardest to make some side friends with the neighbors... Jackel was tearing things up, though. (Not that I care.. RC cars can burn in hell)

Jill: "My wife is hotter than you, Debbie"

Debbie: "I totally agree! She is SOO much hotter than me. And I'm a maid."

Meg - we already knew you were going to fail at life. You don't need to show us.

Lisa brought this cutie home from school. She's definetely heir runner now, she's got a childhood lover.


Do I even have to show you that they get along? I mean.. I do need proof of it.

They really have nothing better going for them.. so I made them over achievers.

Pillow fights break out from not keeping track of peoples.

They are so awesome together. BTW his name is Seth.

Kay: "Congrats on trying to make friends while I was at work providing for the family. That's really cool of you."

Meg's loud sobbing - Chris's oblivion &
Lisa's free spirit running all over the damn place.

Lisa: "Feel the long arm of the law!! How you like getting beat by a female cop, huh?!"
Seth: "I'm dying on the outside.. but on the inside my hormones seems to be aging faster than me"

Hamburger night!! Because something in me just thinks that sim familys are just overwhelmingly traditional & surburban, that they'd have things like "hamburger night" & I'm amazed they don't have birthday parties at chuckee cheese...

Speaking of birthday!! TWINSIES.

Nothing will ever help you. So help your very own GOD. JESUS. (also me)

I really hate how she just transitions into that hair over & over again...

Once again, we improve Meg D'amico!
She's a Fortune Sim with LTW to become a Criminal Mastermind (booooring)

He may be odd to look at, but at least it's helpful to have a guy around the house, to fix things and such.. the women in the house are incapable of it. (SEXISM OH MY)

...stop doing the weird thing with your head... wtf.

See nothing helps... Chris D'amico
An obvious Knowledge sim with a LTW of maxing out 7 skills (& I'm so doing it)

He's already started on it - yay! (You can look forward to an awkward spare update of him in the near future)
& Don't mind Kay, she's just watching tv.

I don't remember what she was excited about.. probably something boring that only sims could lose their top over like.. weather.

This scared the shit out of me. They both ran over like there was a fire or someone was having a baby... and then they start telling a story over a STARFISH??

You are on TEH DRUGS. Why else would they be basking in the glory of all that is a plastic starfish?

See. I was right. DRUGS.

Snow.. all over the rug that I'm sure the maid didn't vaccum... but whry?

Because you're freaking out over the A+ you got. Took you long enough.

Mother and son celebrate by dancing. That's alright I suppose.

Okay.. stop the bumping and grinding, seriously. Debbie doesn't approve of your incestual ways. :(

Taking after Kay, are we?

I actually laughed out loud when she did this. Lisa could not get any better in my book.

Meg likes to hang out in the 420 chat room and tell everyone how "lit" she is.

Sorry.. Sim God is obsessed.

I don't want to know what this conversation is about...

go meg, or.. yeah. whatever.

She brought this guy home; he's not bad looking - but of course he wasn't any where near interested in her.

Meg stop bothering your mother, she's trying to cook dinner.

Just get the sex change already, Meg. Really. We all know you want to.

yay!

Lisa: "I got an A+ mom!!"
Jill actually impressed & favoring Lisa just as she should. lol.

Jill: "Okay.. that's enough.. you can go do something else now"

Jill: "Didn't I just send you away? Wait.. who are you?"

The twins lives really aren't going anywhere so...


COLLEGE.

Not bad. Not heir, though. Also HAIR WTF???

And Chris. They're doing decent in college & they're both majoring in Mathmatics.
Next update... LISA IS A HAWT TEENAGER. You'll have to wait and see though..
