nothing clever on this title

I wrote short story, a play on little red riding hood(kinda grim but little red riding hood is grim is you think about)

 

 

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my stepdad has a roll of toilet paper w/ Bush's face on every roll: I dont care WHOSE face is on it, I just dont feel comfortable wiping my ass on someone else face!

I wrote this really cool little thingy -- its not Gerry-related but its vamp-related so its acceptable. Its really cool and different, I think I might branch off into a story or something from it

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My mom probly thinks I'm getting depression but its just cause in the day I've been getting the most AWESOME dreams

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I had an....interesting day today

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oh. my. fucking. god.

They're selling his masks

Don juan

Red Death

and THE MASK

why don't they go ahead and sell Gerry's BULGE while they're at it?! yeah! why dont they?!

Conversation with Gerry himself:

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BEST. IDEA. EVER.
Gerry as the next Indiana Jones
NO STEALING IT!

got bored and made a conversation between me and Gerik:

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ughhhhh..... 1st and last time I'm ever eating a triple patty burger at wendy's...*runs to the bathroom*

I just needed my fat fix(not saying I'm fat) for the week! I'm an innocent victim of the fastfood franchise!

so greasy, so fatty, soo good(but jack in the box is better)

stupid frial, asian body: can't handle fat and grease-laden food! you'll never survive with that weakness!

when I was eating the burger it dripped so much grease it looked like an alien from 'Aliens' all drooly and dribbly, I had to have a napkin under it - it went thru 2 napkins easily

just thinking about it is making me nauseous yet hungry
*groan*....my mouth tasted like fat people...yucky