so called femboy rep in deltarune activists when a feminine man shows up and he is black
ALTand it’s always the cats
average tumblr user do not fall for that latest 50k notes post about Comrade IT Guy who loves it when OP uses their company computer to write explicit fanfics and check their neopets dailies on the clock. that's great for them. it does not apply to you. use your phone. use your personal computer. do not use your company device for personal work & play. Tumblr Post Comrade IT Guy does not work for your company.
Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like
I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.
if someone says the phrase “don’t think of pink elephants,” the hearer immediately imagines pink elephants. but when someone says “imagine dragons,” is the first thing you envision dragons? no. it’s that stupid band. they have reduced the number of imaginary dragons in the world, and it’s a damn shame
i am just as required to begrudgingly follow the requests of these scrubjays and towhees (? possibly house sparrows) as i am to the requests of whoever the hell else is allowed to pilot or whatever
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet
whenever people say “it’s just a prank” about minor cruelty, remember: the people laughing hardest here are the people being pranked. you’ll notice that they aren’t hurt, or upset. they’re enjoying it. they feel loved and included.
that’s how you make a good prank.
I keep putting this back in my queue because it means I restumble upon it and it always makes me laugh. So delightful
There were some seagulls yelling outside my window last night and I dreamed I could fluently understand their language. They had a large enough vocabulary to distinguish between different types of fish, which I know because they were arguing about a scrap of bream specifically.