head in the clouds (laugh track)

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

Many such cases

alright man. sure. we're really just saying things now. alright mr. heterosexual man

this is definitely a Reasonable amount of sad

for context he's actually talking to this fucker:

but like. come on dude. the spirk parallels. fuck

(episode is Metamorphosis, S2E9)

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest