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Her: I have that interview tomorrow.
Her boss: With the active seniors?
Her: No, just old people who do a lot of stuff.
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My idiotic best friend was being ridiculous today:
Her: The new Neil Diamond CD is out today.
Me: I’ll get right on that.
Her: Should I buy it?
Me: Why would you buy a Neil Diamond CD?
Her: I like some of his songs.
Me: Well, who doesn’t like some of his songs? That doesn’t mean you need to run out and buy the new Neil Diamond CD.