Women only want one thing

The only thing Malice likes more than being outside is having inside outside.

First feline inventor of the outdoor blanket fort

Me: (explaining my various medications) This is to help me fall asleep. This one makes it easier to wake up. This one is so nobody kills me. And this one is so I don't kill myself. (continuing) This one is for my anemia. And this one is in case I have a migraine flareup. And THIS one (picks it up) is a cyanide capsule, just in case. (laughs,) I'm kidding. just a little pill humor for you. (puts it back) it's actually a jellybean

One of my aunts doesn’t want to put solar panels on her house because she’s worried about people will think and we all started teasing her relentlessly for it.

Oh, you’re worried about your neighbors thinking you’re helping save the earth? Scared of saving money on your electric bill? Get a load of this lady she’s scared of people knowing that she’s saving money.

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

Acrylic on canvas, 50 × 50 cm «While We Fly Together»

Swans are known for their remarkable devotion to one another. They form strong pair bonds that can last for many years, sometimes for a lifetime. Perhaps this is why, for centuries, swans have been a symbol of love, loyalty, and devotion.

But I didn’t want to paint two swans simply as a beautiful symbol of eternal love.

Here, they are flying side by side. There is space between them. Each carries themselves through the sky with their own wings, and yet they choose to move in the same direction.

Perhaps, for me, this is what true closeness means: not holding someone beside you, but being two free beings who choose, again and again, to fly together.

Above them is an enormous moon. The earth is left below, and ahead lies a space we cannot yet see.

Sometimes love is not a promise that nothing will ever change.

It is choosing the same direction for as long as you both wish to continue the flight.

the buried/ the vast/ the eye

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why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago

“Normal style” is a great phrase because it is decidedly not normal style to say.