was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"
i was gonna make a joke saying "dear Castlevania fans if subweapons are so cool where's the domweapons" but as i was typing it i immediately realized. you literally have a fucking whip
pussy from a girl who will bake you Halloween cookies and fuck you to horror films
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no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore
because they dont read enough hentai
so they dont know where its going
nobody knows anything anymore.
Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.
The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.
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was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"
