"You don't like waffles?"

It’s a mystery where some government funding runs off to. This time, retired CIA director [NAME WITHHELD], received a check in the mail and instructions to do with it what he will so long as it was good for the country. In hindsight, probably a bad move. [NAME WITHHELD] put the money to good use in constructing the TWSUAPWRAR (he was fond of ridiculously long and overblown acronyms). Picking up young punks off the street, slapping badges on them, and giving them access to nearly limitless weaponry, they became the dream team that would later haunt the government forever. They fought crime in their own special way with interesting results including, but not limited to: elaborate dance numbers, shambling zombie hordes, disastrous tampering with the space-time continuum, etc… And that was just five years ago. The dynamic team finally drifted apart like any other badass rock band. Unfortunately (for the tax payers), their task was not over. The diabolical Dr. K returned from the depths of hell to unveil a new dooms-day device (on auction starting bid at over $9000), but like always his incompetence unwittingly unleashes a larger menace. And some weird shit happens… a lot.

Read the latest volume of IMPENDING DOOM 3! Based on actual events — NEW AND IMPROVED with an added melon flavor! Brought to you by Dolby Digital Surround Sound. Now available at IKEA!

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Okay, so the latest volume of Impending Doom 3 is not yet available. I'm currently writing it, but above is the little promo for it. You can find the other volumes over here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5004…

All members of the former (actual) team of TWSUAPWRAR are welcome to drop by to say hello and hang out. Everyone else is also welcome to read and enjoy.