House Guest and Fish, Man from UNCLE, Gen, G
Title: House Guests and Fish
Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Genre: Gen
Characters: Napoleon Solo & Illya Kuryakin
Prompt: House guests and fish stink after three days
Word Count: 1580
Rating: All
Warnings: None really
“Is it alive?”
“Does it matter?”
“I imagine to it, it does.”
He bent close to listen. “Barely.”
“Help me. I’m taking it home.”
“No! No! No! Not another stray. I forbid it. In the morning, they will be gone and your heart will be broken.”
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Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Genre: Gen
Characters: Napoleon Solo & Illya Kuryakin
Prompt: House guests and fish stink after three days
Word Count: 1580
Rating: All
Warnings: None really
“Is it alive?”
“Does it matter?”
“I imagine to it, it does.”
He bent close to listen. “Barely.”
“Help me. I’m taking it home.”
“No! No! No! Not another stray. I forbid it. In the morning, they will be gone and your heart will be broken.”
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