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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING, the gay circus clown, and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
My pathfinder bard has literally been doing a sales pitch to over half the encounters for the printed zines/penny dreadfuls she writes about the party's adventures.
NPC we're rescuing — Do you wanna buy a zine?
NPC we need assistance from — Have a free sample!
Enemies behind a door? Aiming for plausible deniability? — Kicks in the door and go WHO WANTS TO BUY MY ZINES
Halfway boss? — we get screwed because turns out they're an avid reader who knows all our tactics now. 😂
Key NPC gets vanished — actually the only time my character stopped pitching zines because she was busy doing experimental emo art that once she processed the guilt would become her next zine.
This culminated in a specially written epilogue where the key npc gets rescued from the equivalent of hell, and the price we have to pay to get him out is either — kill a player character to take his place or my bard selling a perpetuity share (like, would be binding on her successors) in her publishing house that would give the devil free reign to shill the occasional demonic propaganda through it.
My character was so salty about it. 😂
It was also so tremendously fun. Highly recommend.
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
Telling my dnd gc about this post mightive been a mistake
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
GUYS HELP THEY FOUDN ME
LH MY GOD OH MY GOD SOUND THE ALARMS
IM SO SCARED IM SO SCARED IM SO SCARED IM SO SCARED OH MY GOD IM GONNA SHTMYPANTS
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
GUYS HELP THEY FOUDN ME
LH MY GOD OH MY GOD SOUND THE ALARMS
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CONCEPT
Im just imagining like, a huge ass demon looming over a small child and before the demon can even think the kid adopts them on the spot
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
They really look at her and go
"Yea seems legit"
AND THEN THEY JUST LET THEM LEAVE like hello npc I'm not complaining but you're doing a bad job at this whole protector of the secret orb thing
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My dnd character mac, who is NOT a bard but instead a high charisma cleric keeps pulling the religion card and it's gotten her party farther than it really should've
Whenever they're confronted while talking to an npc mac just goes "Oh yeah uhm, your local deity? Uh yeah They sent me here actually. Im a divine messanger and you should totally let my party, (the 6ft tall talking bird and octopus, the little mothguy holding a plastic-shovel, the quite literal BUILDING, the gay circus clown, and the old guy who keeps trying to square up with you), through because theyre with me or whatever" and if they stare at her blankly she casts the light spell to sell it and it's so stupid it really shouldn't have worked this many times but they keep getting away with it so shes going to keep trying 😭
