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Many countries have already declassified the documents which confirm existence of aliens. There are proofs that bases of aliens exist on the Moon. And even United Nations is going to appoint special person responsible for future contacts with aliens. Planet Nibiru is flying to the Earth, we are expecting the poles shift. What else the planet Earth and the humankind should survive? What outer space events we are expecting on 2011-2012?

10:21 PM 5/7/07 · This is an excerpt from a list I wrote up earlier. Thought you might appreciate these two:

• If there is truly anything to all the conspiracy theories regarding an alien species being behind everything and controlling our lives then I can guarantee you that no one has ever heard of them.


• Fearing a telepathic alien onslaught, some people line their homes with tinfoil in order to protect the sanctity of their minds...as if an advanced alien intelligence with the ability to traverse the deepest reaches of space would be stumped on how to work around that.

I BELIEVE EVEYONE NEEDS TO BE WOKEN UP. I AM DOING MY PART BY MAKING DVD'S AVAILBLE FOR A SMALL DONATION. I HAVE 50 DVD'S LISTED RIGHT NOW AND AM WORKING ON THE OTHER 500 I HAVE AVAILABLE. BELOW IS A LINK. PASS IT ON, GET THE WORD OUT.

NO-HUMAN-INTENTIONS_CONSPIRACY-VID…

My boy ajlordnikon asked me to take over cause he's busy with other sh!t these days, so play nice. I'm a mailman, so I got a short fuse, but love to hear about strange sh!t, so post whatever freaky sh!t you can.

(Based upon Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in D-Minor Theatrical release)

Well, Al Zakarai's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
he's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday he's a bitch, on Tuesday he's a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday he's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different he's a
super King Kamehameha be-atch.

Have you ever met my foe Al Zakarai,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
he's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair,
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
he's a stupid bitch,
Al Zakarai's he a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch,
Al Zakarai's is a bitch-ah.

Let's do it one more time folks

Well, Al Zakarai's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

on Monday he's a bitch, on Tuesday he's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday, he's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super kingkong kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met my foe Al Zakarai's,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
he's a mean old bitch, and he has stupid hair,
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,
Al Zakarai's a bitch and hes such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

(translations in japanese, french, deutsch and african)

Have you ever met my foe Al Zakarai's,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
he's a mean old bitch,
and he has stupid hair, he's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,
Al Zakarai's a bitch and he's such a dirty bitch.

I Really mean it, Al Zakarai
he's a big fat fucking bitch

a
big
fat
fucking
bitttttttch,
Al Zakarai
and he's all dead!

Shit, Bin Laden is standing right behind me!

Found this from an email from a friend. It made me laugh. Sounded like something The Onion would post...perhaps it's from the onion...

Violence Spreads Over Defaced L. Ron Hubbard Poster
John Travolta Leads Hollywood Riot

LOS ANGELES - Police clashed with an angry group of Scientologists
outside a west side Starbucks after they refused to both disperse and pay
for a second shot of espresso. Scientologists all over Hollywood have
been incensed ever since a poster of L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the
science fiction-based religion, was defaced at the group's Celebrity Center.
"It's blasphemy!" screamed Kirstie Alley as she exited a nearby Yum Yum
Donuts with ten boxes full of creamy eclairs. "These are for the
rioters, by the way." Followers of Hubbard have decried for years the lack of
respect for their belief that an alien being named Xenu gathered
everyone in the galaxy he didn't like millions of years ago and destroyed
their souls with hydrogen bombs planted in volcanoes, turning them into
thetans who now infest the bodies of everyone on earth and refuse to come
out unless they receive thousands of dollars in fees for personality
tests. Actor John Travolta was arrested after a brief scuffle with
police, but released on his own recognizance that Battlefield Earth truly
sucked. Muslims around the world momentarily stopped rioting over cartoons
depicting Mohammed to laugh and point.

Cummon did the democrats reallly not know what Bush was up too?

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