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My Pink Cellular Device


Yowe! ..... 'Ey, how are you? ..... Yeah, tha's good.
So guess what?  Yous talkin' ta a machine! Yeah, tha's right.  I jus' made yous look like a fool.
If yous angry, yous can leave me a nasty voice mail or tex' or sumthin'.

You can post here with any of the following:
Calls
Voice Mail
Text Message
Email
Plots to take over the world

I'd appreciate the las' one the mos'!

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The History... Behind the Pink Phone


So you may be thinking to yourself, "Malone! Why do you have a pink cell phone?"  Well, there is a simple explanation to that.

There I was, walking down the street, holding my very manly black phone against my ear as I chatted away with Rita, my little sister.  All of a sudden, BAM!  I bump in to Chuck Norris.  Of course, I began to fear for my life.  But he was a reasonable man... who was holding a pink phone.  I supressed my giggle and swallowed before asking, "Say, why do you have a pink cell phone?"

Mr. Chuck Norris grinned a little before replying, "There was a mix-up at the shop, and now I'm stuck with this thing."

That day I was feeling mighty generous.  I held my black phone out to him and asked, "Trade?"

We traded that day, and from then on, I was given the honor to be in possession of Chuck Norris' pink phone.  And I'll never trade it.
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Il mio nome? Malone. Dennis Malone.

Your Name: Trae
Personal Journal:  Two_Bitty
Other Characters Played: Steve
E-Mail/Preferable Form of Contact: Send me an IM sometime, babe. *wink*

Character Name: Dennis Lorenzo Giovanni Malone
Played By: David Henrie
Age: 20
Birthday: August 23
Social Status: Low class
Gang: Tiger. Rawr.
Appearance: Italian Stallion, you know, like Stallone. That's how he would describe himself. Tall, dark, and handsome would be another. In all actuality, he's roughly six feet with dark hair, nicely tanned skin, broad shoulders, narrow eyes, and a grin to make an impression.

Personality: Malone is really flamboyant and out-going, but mixed with laziness. He's rather clean (aside from his random rolling in the dirt; dirt don't hurt) and likes to smell nice. Malone really isn't that realistic and kind of just goes with the flow. He doesn't like to be cooped up in his house, but then again, he doesn't have the motivation to get off his lazy ass and go do something.
Talents: He can fight good! His stamina is actually pretty good, too. And, he has some pretty rocking dance moves. Also, he speaks fluent Italian.
Faults: Actually, he has an eating disorder. Odd, I know. He doesn't like to eat a lot because he's really focused on keeping his body in shape. He doesn't like to eat in front of people because it's kind of degrading.
Family: Louis Malone is his father, and he has one sister, Rita. They're his only family... that he cares about.
History: Four score and seven years ago, our founding fathers... oh, you meant Malone's history! He was born in Philly, Pennsylvania when he was less than one years old to an Italian family. When he was around the age of eight, his parents divorced, and he and his sister went to live with his mom and her new husband, Stanley. For the next five years of his life, he was physically and sexually abused by his step-father (his mother did nothing to stop it), crushing his childhood and making him afraid of trusting anyone. As soon as Louis found out, he was quick to apply for custody and was granted it. He and his two kids quickly moved down to Tulsa, Oklahoma as soon as possible. Louis got a job at a factory and is making a fair living for his children. Malone quickly began to trust people again. When he turned fifteen, he joined the Tigers, and the rest is history.
Interests/Hobbies: One of his past times is getting high. He also likes lifting weights.
Other: He's afraid of trust. Oh yeah, he's gay!

Sample Journal: TBA
Sample RP: TBA