Back On My Bullshit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tlirsgender

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

tlirsgender

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

tlirsgender

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

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teaboot

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

teaboot

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

teaboot

"But how are you living life WITHOUT Doctor Leroy's Magically Invigorating Nerve Tonic? I can't imagine getting anything done without it!" <- old-timey 1800s guy who has been drinking crank and goat piss daily for the price of a shiny nickel

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maelwife

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

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spice-ghouls

[ID: A chart from 0 to 6. 0 is 'exclusively cloth', 1 is 'mostly cloth, incidentally wire', 2 is 'mostly cloth, more than incidentally wire', 3 is 'equally cloth and wire', 4 is 'mostly wire, more than incidentally cloth', 5 is 'mostly wire, incidentally cloth', 6 is 'exclusively wire', and X is 'neither cloth nor wire'. End ID]

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duckbunny

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

duckbunny

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.