But I am not a complete
halfwit, or so I like to imagine.
Too busy working out how to say: "Hands up if you think John Mayer is a Pretentious, Indulgent Smarmy
Halfwit who shouldn't be allowed to open his mouth unless he's singing a song" - in 140 characters or less.
award (Pete Is Singing
Halfwit) is for Pete Doherty, who made a complete nugget of himself at a German music festival by singing a Nazi anthem.
The two others up for eviction were
Halfwit, 24, and Marcus, 35.
I'M embarrassed to admit that I quite like half-baked housemate
Halfwit (left).
HALFWIT avoided the boot from the Big Brother house last night - for the fourth week in a row.
Toff Freddie Fisher, 23, will now be known as
Halfwit while glamour girl Sophie Reade, 20, becomes Dogface.
Angel was up against hapless toff
Halfwit for eviction and walked out to a chorus of boos after losing the public vote.
What is he, some kind of
halfwit? There's got to be something wrong with him.
The teenager lost the public vote to hapless Freddie, also known as
Halfwit. He was surviving eviction for the second time.
But no-one has a higher opinion of Styles than me, and I think he's a
halfwit.
Two have changed their names to
Halfwit and Dogface...