it has no apparent interest in you

art trend im sick of there is nary a wide neck nor a double chin to be seen in anything these days (COUGH COUGH ESPECIALLY IF ITS A WOMAN)

The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was “you already know the information”

oh! the Black lead is annoying and insufferable and u want him to die? but you like the other two (white) leads just fine? oh the Black woman who's made morally questionable or evil decisions is irredeemable and no matter what new information you learn there's just "something off about her"? but the white woman who's made morally questionable or evil decisions is understandable or even just yass evil girl boss moment slay? three page essay due on my desk monday explaining why. with citations. the rest of the class and i are dying to hear your analysis.

person who hasn't put their glasses on yet: blurry this morning

person in fog: blurry this morning

plural who can't tell who's fronting: blurry this morning

empathic powers will always be my favourite narrative device especially when used dissociatively like yes please do refuse to show the slightest outward expression of emotion even as glass trembles and shatters when struck with the force of your grief and the wall at your back warps and chars in the molten heat of your rage it never gets old

one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i genuinely had no idea how to play so i thought he was teaching me. years later i learned that him and his family were Orthodox Jewish and him backseat gaming me was his way of getting around the Sabbath ban on playing video games

trans christian: god made me trans by putting a male soul in a female body so i could experience the joy of transitioning

trans atheist: society genders my body in a way i dont like so im transitioning to change my material circumstances

trans agnostic: nobody knows why im on t

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)