Look, I gotta put my foot down. Here on if u follow me and u have no posts I’m blocking u. I simply can not tell if ur a bot or not, so I’m gonna assume u are. If ur not, get some posts, be a person w interests and opinions I’m begging you.
Edit: In light of new updates, I will give 24 hours post following me before blocking reblogless blogs. Get some posts in that time.
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
ALTWhaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.
Whaddaya know, an
extra hour in the ball
pit really does help.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
And it tolls for Thee!!!!!
this is an incredible renaissance painting
BAROQUE PAINTING YOU MEAN A BAROQUE PAINTING I AM SO FUCKING TIRED.
RENAISSANCE IS COMPOSED IN A TRIANGLE, IS LOW CONTRAST AND BRIGHT COLORS. EVEN BATTLE SCENES ARE SHOWN BRIGHTLY
BAROQUE HAS HIGHER CONTRAST AND DARKER TONES, THE POSES ARE IMPROVED POST-THE RENAISSANCE GREATS AND ARE MORE DRAMATIC, THE TONE IS SOMBER AND THE ACTION HEIGHTENED.
DESPITE THE COLOR OF THE PHOTOGRAPH, THE LINE COMPOSITION AND DRAMATIC POSING MUCH MORE RESEMBLES A BAROQUE PIECE, BUT IF WE'RE PARROTING A MEME IT DOESNT MATTER THIS SHIT ONLY MATTERS TO ART MAJORS RIGHT? WELL YES IT DOES. BUT NOT FOR LONG.
THE CABINETS. ONE OF THESE CONTAINS A BOMB. FIND IT, OR ELSE DASHCON 2 WILL DIE. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS. AND EVERY TIME YOU OPEN UP A CASE, YOU GET FIVE MORE SECONDS. BUT IF YOU FIND A PUZZLE INSIDE OF EACH DIFFERENT ONE, AND SOLVE IT, YOU GET EXTRA MINUTES. HOWEVER, IF YOU CAN'T SOLVE THE PUZZLE, WELL THEN, YOU'RE JUST WASTING VALUABLE TIME, AREN'T YOU.
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RENAISSANCE COMPOSITION VS BAROQUE OR EVEN NEOCLASSICISM COMPOSITION BEFORE SPEAKING AGAIN. GET TO STUDYING.
I want you to know that I did have the thought “this is definitely not accurate to call this a renaissance painting” however a meme is a meme my friend
i am clenching my fists and crying sobbing but i am deactivating the bomb
hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw
Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train
shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are
Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.
I know it's pronounced ayol but you're not making me make a third guess about how you're supposed to spell that shit.
An isle is an island.
An aisle is a walkway between seats or shelves in a church, shop or on a mode of transport.
They're pronounced the same but spelt differently, meaning they're homophones.
Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need
Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.
Gonna include these tags cuz they're good
