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any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

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My fav mormon related thing is that some of them think bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible

my aunt isnt mormon she has other stuff wrong with her but she fully believes from the bottom of her heart that bigfoots are numerous and peaceful and psychic and they can easily avoid human detection thats why we never find them

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Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

"Is it normal to ... ?" No. Nothing in the world is normal. Normal things don't exist. Existence itself is deviance. Let this false world die by your sword. Kill everyone.

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it