Ianto's Pillows

I have a sneaking suspicion that this dream was wholly fueled by the fact that I fell asleep watching John Barrowman Sunday night... but it was awesome, and thus I present it to you.

Some sort of device came through the Rift and Tosh was the first to notice that she was understanding all new tech more easily and mentioned this to Ianto. Being the sad Welshman he is, Ianto had been ignoring his sudden ability to read minds. After all, he already knew how and when everyone wanted their coffee, so why would he find it odd that he suddenly also know what they'd seen on their way in to work and how uncharitable their opinions were towards Gwen's new haircut?

There wasn't really a clear plot or timeline, but here's the breakdown:

-Jack was already immortal, so nothing changed there, though he developed the ability to influence people's moods. Charisma power!
-Ianto discovered he could read minds.
-Tosh could automatically understand all technology she touched.
-Owen could heal with a touch.
-Gwen got nothing. Bwa ha ha, even my subconscious Gwen-bashes.

Then the survivors of Torchwood One popped up with evil superpowers (which makes absolutely no sense, since the device that gave Torchwood Three powers was in the Hub and nowhere near London, but whatevs, dreams are funny like that) and were trying to take over the world. Torchwood Three were gearing up to attack them when Fatty woke me up by yowling outside my door.

In case anyone was curious about my previous reference:

I had this dream a few months ago I think. It was relatively recent, at any rate. Fortunately, I was smart enough to tell count_to_seven the moment I got up and related the tale to her.

It is as follows:

Caz:
I had dreams of Dr. Who and Torchwood last night
Mainly of Dr. Who and Ianto and Jack
And an unknown companion
There was a new timelord kind of guy
and he wanted to breed
so he took a woman from earth and impregnated her
and that's where it all goes crazy and shit
Then it pans to Ianto jacking off in his Ianto mobile while some chick in the back seat watches, and Jack is on headset watching/listening and loving every minute of it
So the Dr. Who companion is watching the impregnation and listens to what the new timelord has to say, and he shows her stuff with visuals like holograms
And she sees the woman that is impregnated, and she disappears to an unknown location because the new timelord knows that it's wrong, but does it anyway, so he hides her
But he's like some godly timelord
And the companion tells Dr. Who, Ianto and Jack that they need to check it out, but no one will listen to her
Especially Jack
Also, because of the jacking off in the car bit, it's now official that Ianto likes to be an exhibitionist and Jack is a peeper
Oi vey, what a weird dream
Oh! I remember the name of the timelord guy
He went by Professor or the Everything
How lame, hunh?

Sent at 5:48 PM on Saturday

V:
lolololololololol
i am in love with your dream

More to come when I am able to retell all of the dream I had the other night.

I just took a nap and had a brief dream in which Ianto wore pink pants. RELATED TO MY RECENT MS PAINT ART? YOU TELL ME!

...Perhaps only Caz has seen this art.