Command me to be well

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sh1r0kum4

"I can feel the valley brimming with life. Spring has arrived... Without winter, spring wouldn't be so appreciated."

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AaaAaaA 😭😭 hoy me llegó está comisión preciosaAa💕💕 Después de que me aparecio un reel sobre danza medieval y viendo que la primavera se está acercando necesitaba un dibujo de ellos mezclando esos elementosππππ

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Quede realmente fascinado con la entrega final;;;; siendo honesto tenía mucho miedo y vergüenza de hacer los diseños de los trajes,,,, ya que todo lo relacionado al diseño se me da fatal- pero está artista hizo magia cn mi diseño babosO porque Lance quedó simplemente precioso😭😭❤️❤️ pipipipi

oddshro0m

iamnotlorelai asked:

if you were covered entirely head to toe in peanut butter (in your eyelashes, under your fingernails) and had to pick someone from stardew to lick ALL of it off you entirely ,

who would you pick?

also, would it be worse to lick someone or have someone else lick you

also if you had to lick someone else, would it be the same person as the answer from the first question?

sorry for traumatizing you haha

xx lor

oddshro0m answered:

Hello? Good morning? Lmaoooo what a thing to wake up to.

I think Sam might be the only one who’d even want to do something like that, but he would make it even more overstimulating than it already is. I think I’d probably die from the awful of sensation of the peanut butter just on it’s own before I could even ask.

The heart wants to choose Elliott though, for both options. Gun to my head, if I had to be involved in this nonsense, I’d pick Elliott lmaooo

This plot has some weird cracked out potential for a Sambastian fic tbh. Though how Sebastian got dipped in peanut butter would tricky to figure out.

iamnotlorelai

Oh man i’m probably picking Leah or Robin or Elliott.

I’d pick either Robin or Elliott to lick me, but I’d rather lick Leah. I think it’d be worse to lick someone else, on that note.

I do agree that Sambastian would be a wonderful dynamic to plop into this situation. The kind of crack fics you write, man…. What is going through your head haha. I love it.

hardleywhelmed
hardleywhelmed

If they don't want us to read Fern and Frieren as gay then why would they have so many DIRECT parallels to Himmel dude. Especially ONE after ANOTHER like with the Merker pudding scene.


Her would-be-ex-lover guesses what she'll eat and she realizes she didn't pay enough attention to him, and in the next shot her apprentice does the same thing and gives her flashbacks? And I'm supposed to believe this is an accident?

going from a vehement anti in fandom to a passionate proshipper is such a freeing experience

i remember i used to think that writing smut/taboo stuff was heretical biblically speaking i had so much religious guilt its not even funny looking back writing freaky shit is what started my deconstruction journey and me leaving my cult and figuring out who i am as a person i love myself and my writing finally i love being proship proship profic profiction proshipper darkship profic safe writers on tumblr writerscommunity writer stuff writing writing life writing community female writers writeblr creative writing writers and poets ao3 writer ao3 author ao3 ao3feed fanfic

romancing lance,

and i finally figured out how to put my thoughts into words.


I think the fact that you can only romance lance once you’ve at least gone to ginger island is interesting. Usually, when I see people play stardew, they very immediately run to their chosen candidate, needy, desperate, lonely… you know.

But, with Lance, it’s like the mod creator is telling you. Hey now. this one here, Lance? yeah he’s extra special. ya gotta work for him.

It’s also a good way of forcing the farmer (me) to actually get some damn progress in the community center so I can meet the husband. the game is PROHIBITING co-dependency. That is, if you marry Lance.

You’re forced to develop yourself as a person first, which makes a lot of sense to me because, prior to meeting you, LANCE HAS ALREADY GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER.

stardew valley sdv sve lance sdv fandom stardew lance sve my text shane on the other hand is very very co dependent. the moment u get divorced andddd he's relapsing which valid but also i feel like the dynamic with lance just seems so much healthier stardew valley lance sdv lance lance stardew stardew valley headcanons stardew farmer sdv farmer stardew valley expanded
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the-delulu-main-character

AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD

  1. do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth
  2. do not get IR blocking sunglasses (I reccomend Vadyr) since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face
  3. do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals
  4. do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)
  5. do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses
  6. AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole
  7. OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires
  8. when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through
  9. DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU
  10. remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!

DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!

enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!

enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!

Remember, this is their American Dream.


EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which 🎺 invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year. Do not limit your focus to one brand.

do not do this please enjoy your state of surveillance fuck flock flock cameras surveillance state flock safety public safety i do not condone also there's a substantial amount of precious metals in there <- prev