Wow...what can I say about Mannix? He's got mad phat electric pen skillz and some even say he has a "creamy white butt." Personally, I find him to be highly entertaining. There's only one other person I know who can wail Manowar's "Black Wind, Fire & Steel," and I married him.
OK, I'm really jusy posting to ask him if it's OK if I upload a video file of his electric-shock pen antics...so can I? Can I? Huh?
As it ebbs closer to tax day and people begin getting their refund checks I want to urge you to consider doing something good with your money. You can buy yourself something nice. You can buy your friends something nice. You can give your money to support medical research (a very worthy cause). I have a slightly more worthy cause that I want everyone to consider for a moment. Chris Mannix is currently without a license. It was susepended a few years ago and he does not have the wherewithall to pay the fees levied on it. I love Chris to death. Mind you, it is a bit awkward asking for money for something that he should be well within his means of paying off. I suppose it is akin for me asking for help to pay off my credit card debt. But paying my credit card debt will only serve to help me and my credit rating when it comes time to buy a house. Paying off Mannix's license fees will go to help society in general as it will more easily facilitate his ability to spread joy and siliness to others. If you are able to donate any money at all, please use the PayPal link below. It is not tax deductible but it is good for the spirit.
Feel free to cut and paste this entry onto your own LiveJournal to help support Chris.
Just thought you ought to know--which reminds me! Mannix is the cool dude who got me sucked into the world of HP (TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! ...thought you ought to know *faint*).
So I took this 'what kind of hipster are you' quiz, and the last question was:
All right, time to end this. Why don't you sum up your hipster scope in a few concise sentances?
and the last answer to that question was.... Live however the fuck you want. Just do it with style, attitude and smarts. It doesn't hurt to drive a cool car and/or shiny scooter, but if you can't afford a cool car and/or shiny scooter, adopt a monkey. They're hilarious no matter what.
I remember taking mannix to my high school prom and him taking every single ballon and breathing the helium out of each and every one. I also remember that psycho chick following my parents car
Mannix is the bestest ever...and I want to show off the icon that he inspired in a small way. Sorry, this is what happens when I only get 3 hours of sleep at night.