I know this community is in a coma, but I had to post this somewhere.
I am ElfWomanArya. Background: My friend Sarah was standing behind me, reading the IM. She then leaned on me, put both her hands over my shoulders, and typed, forcing me to fight her off, interjecting with my own truthful comments. However, she kept fighting me and kept typing her own lovelies.
Muahahaha, the perfect community. :| I've actually been collecting quotes for the past year or so, and have a rather large Word document full of them. ( Collapse )
Towsif says: are you glad that we human have asses? - M a u r e e n - says: yes - M a u r e e n - says: i'm surely glad that u have an ass - M a u r e e n - says: not sure u r human though
Me: walmart furniture should come with a complimentary midget to put the shit to together Kristena: like the shoe makers elves Me: yea they can just come in the the night like little oompa loompa ninja midgets and put the shit together Kristena: man it would suck to be a midget.. but how would they move the furniture into place. i mean they can't even move their own furniture. Me: maybe midget furniture. Kristena: what if a midget goes to a bar and there are no tables? and they have to sit on a stool? how would they get up? Me: thats why they travel in packs. Kristena: or maybe they make their own little midget ladder
*both of us think of little midgets doing acrobatics*
*no midgets were harmed during the making of this conversation and we were total sober.. and that my friend.. is sad
Me: go look Me: at my icon Me: cos i made it Me: it is purdy G: otay:-) Me: *rides around on a pig* G: :-( why not me? Me: cos your not a pig Me: its pig day
isingthere4irock: random poll of the day: tongue piercing- good or bad? xXaceofrosesXx: There's no "Fucking Stupid" option...? isingthere4irock: it can always be added in. xXaceofrosesXx: :-D xXaceofrosesXx: oh good. xXaceofrosesXx: *votes that*
happy
dude my brain is cracked
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