I miss your gorgeous face, joel miller

like fine wine

pairing: older coworker! eddie munson x reader

w/c: 10.7k+

summary: youve always had this...problem when it comes to sex. youve never made it across the finish line like...ever. you intended on keeping this a secret. especially from your older coworker eddie but your best friend had to just open her stupid mouth and now hes on a personal mission to right the wrongs of the universe.

warnings/tags: 2002 au, age gap (15 years), bartender! eddie and reader, pining, smoking, smut (oral f receiving, squirting, multiple orgasms, breast worship, multiple positions, praise, big dick! eddie, aftercare)

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The bar was a goddamn ghost town at three in the afternoon. Half the stools still had yesterday’s coasters stuck to them. The jukebox was stuck on some early 2000s alternative bullshit that no one had the energy to change. You were wiping down the same stretch of sticky counter for the third time when Jess leaned her elbows on it, chin in her hands, eyes gleaming like she’d just gotten away with murder.

“I’m serious,” she said, voice low and conspiratorial even though the only other person in the place was Eddie, restocking the well bottles with his back to you both. “This guy. Last night. I don’t even remember his name. Doesn’t matter. He went down on me like it was a calling. Like he’d been training for it since puberty. I came so hard I thought I was gonna black out. Twice. In like twelve minutes.”

You snorted into the rag. “That’s disgusting. And also… congratulations?”

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"Boyfriend"

description: your parents are very strict and would never approve of your new college-aged boyfriend, darren. so, nancy comes up with the perfect solution: introduce them to your "boyfriend", eddie munson, first. compared to the town pariah, darren should look like prince charming... if only fake dating eddie was as easy as you thought it'd be.

pairing: "boyfriend"!eddie munson x you (fem!reader)

tags: eddie munson x you, soft! eddie munson, fake dating, fake relationship, autumn/fall vibes, friends to lovers, slow burn, fluff as fuck, holding hands and forehead kisses "for the bit", eddie is a gentleman, drive-in movie date, acts of service! eddie, matching halloween costumes, darren never stood a chance, SO FUCKING FLUFFY PREPARE FOR TEARS OF JOY :D

TW: just go ahead and make your dentist appointment now tbh

WC: 8.3k (i'm SORRY i really loved writing this one, okay!?)

A/N: AH HELLOOOO!!! It's been a while since I've had a fic that I feel this deeply for, but here we are nonetheless. I am also leaving on Sunday for a much, much, much-needed 9-day vacation, so I'm going to try to feed you all with one or two more fics.
reblogs are ssososososossoooo appreciated :) <3
enjoy my loves xoxo

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓

𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃!𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Getting high with your guy best friend and he starts listing reasons you should let him put his cock inside you. Based on this post.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: +18 MDNI, little bit of handjob, smut, unprotected sex, smoking weed, hint of size kink. I think that's all, lmk if i missed something.

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 4,5K

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Yes, i'm still on hiatus but i'm still writing some ideas and requests that you guys sent me. I didn't really like how this went because i had something different in mind for this oneshot, but i was listening to ethel cain and maybe it got to my head so i wrote more...no, less sexy than i intended. But i hope you guys like it!! My requests are still open (and the anon option is back yay!!) so send me some ideas to write. Love you all, thank u for being patient with me. 🩷

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Yall why are we complaining abt fanfiction?

I’ve been reading fanfics since 2013 and in this past few years I have never seen so many post abt there “being too much smut” “not enough fluff” “not enough angst”

I understand that some people write about things I don’t like or mischaracterize, but you know what I can do? 1)ignore it. 2)use the handy dandy filter.

Remember that there are actual people behind the screens with their own life and experiences, so just be respectful

Like do yall not realize we get this FOR FREE!

Write it yourself (WITHOUT AI) if yall want more of a certain type of content

Writers are doing this for fun. Be grateful. Seriously yall are embarrassing

To writers: please know that many of us are happy every time you post. And I see this a lot, but please don’t ever feel bad for discontinuing/putting ur works on hold, we readers don’t want you to stress yourself over something that’s supposed to be fun 💕losing interest happens and that’s ok. We appreciate you creating content, no matter if it’s a 40+ series or a tiny blurb.

And on a side note: REBLOG! COMMENT! Please I’m begging 🙏 it is extremely discouraging to writers/artist when they have little to no interactions on their work. If you don’t want to comment, add a silly little picture or even 🫶. That’s all it takes.

*On mobile you can hold down on the reblog button and swipe up for quick reblogs!

sorry for staring i was just looking at the space where ur neck meets ur shoulders & thiking about it

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

Quick note for my fellow writers and readers:

There's been a person going around leaving hostile comments on multiple Joel Miller daddy/fauxcest fics and talking shit about them on their account, as well as spamming and trying to argue.

Please, don't take it personally and try to argue with them because they're obviously trying to stir up drama. Block, report and don't engage with them.

I'm making this post because I know there are smaller creators, or creators that can feel discouraged or even delete their work when they get unnecessary hate. I want them to feel safe and supported here.

Fanfiction is supposed to fun, and for the people who can actually separate it from reality, it's a hobby. You're allowed to like/read/write whatever you like, even if it's the ickiest and most disgusting shit on this earth.

This is their account:

(I'm using Joel Miller tags so this post spreads wider)

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

I've got a crush on you 💘

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"i hate fics where-" then don't read them! hope this helps xx

i might get alot of flames for this but,

the x reader "consumers" on tumblr lowk are so entitled, i said consumer bcs these people do nothing to support the writers but complain about FREE fanfics that other people write for FUN and for the LOVE of the game. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

i'm so tired of you people who can only pressure these writers, make memes, and ridicule them for writing something that was not fit to your standards or liking.

you don't even write or contribute anything to the community, don't even support or atleast reblogs to the writers you actually like.

stop filling the tags with your consistent complaints about the fanfics that obviously wasn't meant for you (not to your liking) and start learn how to write.