The Holyfant Song!
Hello there everybody!
This is St.Jolan speaking again. As many of you probably remember: I posted a youtube video on holyfants account some time ago requesting you all to help me make her a birthday present. I asked you to write verses about Holyfant, and I would use those to make a song.
You guys sent me 15 (!) amazing verses, now joined together in one seven minute long (!) Holyfant song. And, as promised, I performed it for Holyfant and recorded the whole thing.
Thank you SO much for helping me out
drinkingcocoa, cyntosis, Self-Possessed Geeklet, hechicera, 
bluemermaid, alwyshrt1uluv and miss_morland! The lyrics are more than brilliant. Although you made me ridicule myself quite a lot (in about 60% of the verses), I loved making the song, you were great :-D.
Btw, she completly loved it
THIS IS THE SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzR…
THESE ARE THE LYRICS:
there once was a friend
who was too cheap to spend
any money on holyfant’s gift
so he broadcast a plea
to get verses for free
and sing them, her spirits to lift
her prose is astounding
in hotness abounding
but seriously, she needs friends who don’t hack into her LJ account and make the rest of us do all the work while he takes credit for originality and creativity when it’s really just bottom-line thrift
Some folks swear by the river Styx
Some take an Unbreakable Vow.
St. Jolan hacked an LJ
To swear an oath. Here’s how:
On YouTube he did promise
To sing anything we wrote
About his clever flatmate.
On holyfant we dote!
She has a friend named St. Jolan
Whose cuteness we adore
We’ll make him sing about himself
So we can love him more
So you can love me even more
His English accent sounds so charming
His open face is so disarming
He wears a scarf with such panache
Like Benedict Cumberbatch
he very cute one
It's very hunky
His video should be done
He acts like a big monkey
He's just like the sun
He has a donkey
He makes awesomely weird puns
He's totally funky
Beautiful writer of femmeslash
Enjoyment to every reader
Inspiring us all to be better
Although no one other could beat 'er!
Explosions of passion and drama
Each syllable powerfully wrought
A world of life in every entry
That's why we adore her a lot!
You are a great friend in real life and beyond
I could not believe my luck the day I found
you too were fan of stuff
and what is more wrote fluff
and hot and dirty stories
I adore how your writing reminds me
why I am addicted to reading
Your perfection is such of the written word
that the title of Master to you I'm ceding.
She writes the most beautiful femslash,
but isn't afraid of the guys;
While mastering colon and emdash,
she's also incredibly nice:
Her comments are always a pleasure
to read, and most insightful too;
In short, she's a flister I treasure --
Dear K, happy birthday to you! <3
This is St.Jolan speaking again. As many of you probably remember: I posted a youtube video on holyfants account some time ago requesting you all to help me make her a birthday present. I asked you to write verses about Holyfant, and I would use those to make a song.
You guys sent me 15 (!) amazing verses, now joined together in one seven minute long (!) Holyfant song. And, as promised, I performed it for Holyfant and recorded the whole thing.
Thank you SO much for helping me out
drinkingcocoa, cyntosis, Self-Possessed Geeklet, hechicera, alwyshrt1uluv and miss_morland! The lyrics are more than brilliant. Although you made me ridicule myself quite a lot (in about 60% of the verses), I loved making the song, you were great :-D.Btw, she completly loved it
THIS IS THE SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzR…
THESE ARE THE LYRICS:
there once was a friend
who was too cheap to spend
any money on holyfant’s gift
so he broadcast a plea
to get verses for free
and sing them, her spirits to lift
her prose is astounding
in hotness abounding
but seriously, she needs friends who don’t hack into her LJ account and make the rest of us do all the work while he takes credit for originality and creativity when it’s really just bottom-line thrift
Some folks swear by the river Styx
Some take an Unbreakable Vow.
St. Jolan hacked an LJ
To swear an oath. Here’s how:
On YouTube he did promise
To sing anything we wrote
About his clever flatmate.
On holyfant we dote!
She has a friend named St. Jolan
Whose cuteness we adore
We’ll make him sing about himself
So we can love him more
So you can love me even more
His English accent sounds so charming
His open face is so disarming
He wears a scarf with such panache
Like Benedict Cumberbatch
he very cute one
It's very hunky
His video should be done
He acts like a big monkey
He's just like the sun
He has a donkey
He makes awesomely weird puns
He's totally funky
Beautiful writer of femmeslash
Enjoyment to every reader
Inspiring us all to be better
Although no one other could beat 'er!
Explosions of passion and drama
Each syllable powerfully wrought
A world of life in every entry
That's why we adore her a lot!
You are a great friend in real life and beyond
I could not believe my luck the day I found
you too were fan of stuff
and what is more wrote fluff
and hot and dirty stories
I adore how your writing reminds me
why I am addicted to reading
Your perfection is such of the written word
that the title of Master to you I'm ceding.
She writes the most beautiful femslash,
but isn't afraid of the guys;
While mastering colon and emdash,
she's also incredibly nice:
Her comments are always a pleasure
to read, and most insightful too;
In short, she's a flister I treasure --
Dear K, happy birthday to you! <3