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tbh when I ran into the ā€œhorses are for rich peopleā€ bullshit I was so confused because they’re cheaper than a motorcycle? cheaper than an iPhone? then I realized most people weren’t dealing with the $900-$3k auction slaughterhouse bound pasture ornaments I grew up riding. I get that they’re extraordinarily cost prohibitive pets, especially if you don’t live in an area where land is as cheap as the dirt but you say ā€˜horse’ and I’m like. oh yeah.

horse.

like ohhhhhhh. you meant an $18k+ thoroughbred that is somehow more inbred than any of these 3 sad little equines. haven’t encountered many of those.

also it is so interesting to talk to these people about how they got their horses. I met a woman who had a really beautiful white gelding and I asked her how she got him and she proceeded to explain to me he was mauled by a pack of feral dogs (common in my area) and his elderly owner didn’t have the money to get him treated or the desire to put him down so he was giving away this poor baby on a first come first serve basis. one of my mom’s neighbors inherited an elderly horse from his ex girlfriend and had the horse on essentially horse hospice for years and the horse was just not ready to go. there is a horse distribution system like the cat distribution system.

the term ā€œnever look a gift horse in the mouthā€ is still relevant and there are still people trying to gift you horses with terrible dental issues. for free.

I love telling people that my mum bought my family’s first horse at a yard sale. We lived in a really rural area at the time and yeah, our neighbours (next ranch/farm over) had a yard sale and sold off three of their old ranch horses. She bought one for $200, led it down their lane and then up our lane and tada we had a horse in our back pasture!

Mr Mustang was $400 from the Bureau of Land Management.

Pal was $900 from my godmother who had some vet bills to clear up.

And that’s the ones we paid for. We had a whole suite of elderly horses while I was growing up that we just got for free. Elderly school horses who were retiring or old kids ponies with asthma in need of a good home to live out their days. They were great horses who had a ton to teach me.

There is absolutely a horse distribution system like the cat distribution system, you just need to be in the right place and also be happy to have an older horse with probably some health issues (and definitely terrible teeth).

MOST horses are not owned by the rich. But those are the /visible/ horses if you’re in an urban or suburban area.

(Yes it’s a weirdly phrased set of data and probably a little out of date)

Marvel has released a list of essential projects to watch in the lead up to Avengers Doomsday:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) / The Last Day of Pompeii by Karl Bryullov

has he ever been in a movie with Ralph Fiennes because that would be intense

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🄰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

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A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

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speculating about further dune movies is sooo fun because like. there’s no way they actually make them all through. but just imagine someone who’s been a casual franchise fan without reading the books for like, fifteen years or whatever, and they buy a ticket for the newest epic installment of the dune saga and walk into the theater to see the continued adventures of jason momoa and everyone on screen is sitting in these monstrous cronenbergian animal body horror living chairs

Whole new meaning to ā€œMy Own Private Idahoā€

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Who would win: the twelve angry men from Twelve Angry Men or the seven samurai from Seven Samurai?

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max i will not entertain this fandombrained powerscaling foolishness from you. the fact that you would even ask is offensive. it's the samurai by such a wide margin that your asking beggars belief

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Interesting parallels in the cast though. shimura/fonda and mifune/angry no 12. The 12 lack a master swordsman

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i still can’t believe ā€œour age of bronze is collapsingā€ is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

[finishes my third cheesy gordita crunch] My age of Baja is Blasting….