Guybrush Threepwood

still in business



Well, Bush won, thanks partly to fundamentalist Christians.  Along with all the bad things this means, there's also the fact that we'll be in business for another four years.  This is a graphic I made for an article in the school paper about Bush not being a very good Christian.
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More haikus

I know we've had the contest, but I've just found these on the subject of the RNC and Bush's big speech over here

What a moving speech
How it would have made some sense
Back in 2000

Bush's grand vision
Isn't this guy president?
Asleep at the wheel...

and they seemed apposite :-).
Guybrush Threepwood

Holy Ashcrofts, Batman! We have a winner!

quidditchmaster is the winner of the haiku contest! Thank you to all of our (two) contestants for being awesome human beings and using their creative energy in hopes of winning an iron-on t-shirt.

First Place:

Metro Zoo just called;
Said they want their monkey back...
He's in the White House.


Anyhoo, please send me an email with your address inside, so I can mail you the fabulous prize (yeah, right).

Also, don't forget our Second Place entry from ophelia_died:

Puppet on a string
Start war for profit and greed
Deny liberties


Expect another contest of sorts in a couple weeks, and until then, post whatever crazy shit you want.
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