So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why

columbo in minecraft

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

ALT

I made this for Blonde Wife a long time ago but it remains true.

cool uncle

i feel like men got too comfortable directing 3 hr movies. like that's manspreading on a cultural level. go back to 90 min movies. i have other things to do this evening. wrap it up charles dickens, you aren't being paid by the word

nobody appreciates my straightforward communication style

they shouldve cast women to play the beatles in the biopics it wouldve been more realistic

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

cure for all ills

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

Installs the mod that adds 4 extra secret hours to the evening

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful