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Her Shimmering: True Blood Fic (Maryann/Sam)

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Her Shimmering
Fandom: True Blood
Pairing: Maryann/Sam
Summary: So he was naked… and stealing… and the woman who lived in the house was there and she thought he was interesting…
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 995
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex with elements of D/s and a hint of dub con. Also Maryann is an adult woman and Sam is a 17 year old boy (it’s canon, it’s not just me being dirty minded).
Author’s Note: This refers directly to events in Season 2 Episode 1 of True Blood.

Her Shimmering

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Cobwebs: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army Drabble

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Cobwebs
Fandom: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Pairing: Prince Nuada/Princess Nuala (implied Princess Nuala/Abe)
Summary: For time untold they had been apart but belonged only to each other. Now that they were together again they had never been further apart.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Work Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Elvish twincest, angst.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

(Cobwebs)
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Follies of Youth (Harry Potter- Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle Jr.)

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Follies of Youth
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle Jr.
Summary: Like most of us, Minerva McGonagall had her youthful indiscretions.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 445
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sexual content.
Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Harry Potter, Minerva/Tom Riddle, Youthful Mistakes”

(Follies of Youth)
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Thoughts Not Thought (Firefly: River/Simon)

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Thoughts Not Thought
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Pairing: Simon/River
Summary: If you went too deep into a person’s mind you would find things that even they didn’t know about.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 307
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual content, incest.
Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “in too deep”.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

(Thoughts Not Thought)
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Author: Bitterfig

Title: Tea and Marmalade

Fandom: New Mutants/X-Men

Pairing: Betsy Baddock (Psylocke)/Doug Ramsey (Cypher)

Summary: A shaman’s spell allows Betsy to finally resolve the ambiguous feelings she harbored for Doug before he died.

Beta Reader: Nzomniac

Word Count: 1038

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Implied romantic/sexual attraction between an adult woman and a fourteen year old dead boy. But its canon, I swear. Chris Claremont came up with this pairing, not me.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author’s Notes: Written for springkink 07/16/07 prompt #43 New Mutants, Doug/Betsy: Resurrection. “You’ve changed but not enough for it to matter.”



(Tea and Marmalade)


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Jocasta Fair: Narcissa Malfory/Draco Malfoy

I just found this community and since the only heterosexual fics I seem to be able to write tend to be warped and deeply disturbing it seemed like a rather promising match so I thought I'd try posting a link to one of my stories.

Title: Jocasta Fair

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Narcissa Malfory/Draco Malfoy

Summary: Narcissa would go to any measure, make any sacrifice, for her son’s sake.  Set during December/January of Draco’s sixth year (during HBP). 

Beta Reader: Nzomniac

Word Count: 1059

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Mother/son incest, angst, chan.

Author’s Note: In classical mythology Jocasta is the queen of Thebes who unknowingly married her own son, Oedipus.   

 

 Jocasta Fair

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There Is No Chaste Solace (Mysterious Skin)

Title: There Is No Chaste Solace
Pairing: Neil/Neil's mom, from Mysterious Skin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Incestous attraction. All the bad qualities of a drabble without the good qualities.
A/N: One would think that, in a movie that shows solely gay sex, one wouldn't concentrate on a nonexistent heterosexual pairing. But of course, isn't that always the way? First line is a rough approximation of what I remember she said in the movie several times. Plagiarism = "springboard."

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