The Splendiferous Procrastination Contraption

The story goes that if you have seen more than 90 of these movies, the truth will out that you have, in fact, no life.

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Q.E.D!

To further emphasise this, I do declare that my barracks is now made of stone!1!1!

Yes. No life. Q.E.D. *nodnod*

I got an A in my AS. I wasn't expecting it (thought maybe a B), so it was a nice little surprise to wake up to!

Anyway, to *cough* 'celebrate', I've given up the fight and thus present fic.

Title: What Once Was, Is
Rating: PG
Length: 4000ish words
Summary: What if Lily knew? The doe has a story too.

Disclaimer: Not mine, JKRs. All mistakes, however, are entirely my own, i.e. not betaed because I'm ftl and because it is what it is anyway.


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*pokes fic* I don't really know what to make of this, so I may wake up tomorrow and in a fit of panic flock the whole thing. But anyway. *freak XD*

Let me know please, so I can friend you if I haven't already. I don't plan to move, not yet at any rate, but it's best to be prepared regardless. If fandom flies en masse, I will baa and follow.

I'm saiph on GJ.

There were too many interesting posts to count today. My head absolutely spins.

There was the usual mix of interesting questions and weird stuff, but here are some bits and bobs I found worthy of a hmmmm.

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... so, what now?

Why does Snape hate Neville?


*ponders*

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry is killed by Lucius Malfoy whilst running away from a rampaging flock of gerbils Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

:O

OH NOES

Taking a moment to salute those who are working to save us fandomers from a fate worse than DOOM.

Yes.

I'm talking HP comm moderators.

Some of these peeps are on red alert at the mo, and not just in hp comms either but in various other locations across the net. They have taken it upon themselves to examine new posts, posts which may be chockablock with real, live and accurate spoilerific information and, upon detecting dread-spoiler-trolls, turf them out on their virtual ears. Thus protecting the rest of us unspoilt folks. I have this to say:

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Made of awesome, fo' reals, yo. I couldn't do it. *salutes*

This does not change the fact that nobody should ever have to potentially spoil themselves for DH in order to keep their comm free. And it does not change the fact that spoilers will more than likely slip through the net via some other method anyway. But it's approaching That Time.

I've never been spoiled for HP, and I hope my luck doesn't run out anytime soon (because of all books...!), but arsehats are now everywhere. And whether the current spoilers are true or not is utterly utterly irrelevant, as even obviously fake-spoilers have a terrible tendancy to play on the mind every bit as much as real ones.

I suppose the moral is beware omg >_>

... unless you want to be spoiled. In which case: WOT O_O!

Let's talk Lily ships and how a die-hard Lily/James shipper like me has begun to see something there that wasn't there before. Beauty and the Beast, eh? Oh, you don't know the half of it ;)

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Hmm! I've to go catch up on all your posts now :D I love all the speculation at the moment. Even if we're all totally wrong, who cares, because new canon new canon new canon horrah!

Also, I'm very much looking forward to the two hour MuggleNet-TLC interview that will be posted today. Should be fab.