Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
(minecraft parody voice) I am mining... There are no chunks of land... You are digging down with me... Hand in uncraftable hand and I hope you mine... I hope we both mine...
kills myself in a fresh and stylish way that subverts expectations while being a clear love letter to the genre
kindness is punk rock, beef bulgogi is dub techno and a paperclip is turkish black sea region folk music
first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh
eating snacks in bed doesnt actually get any crumbs on your bed. the radical left puts those there