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Bluejay

@hazzzy-rider

She/They | 30s | Non-binary MTF | Fell into a vat of trans chemicals | A very very bratty switch here to let off steam | DMs open for flirting, fighting and a secret third thing (you have to ask)

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU INTERACT. IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME AND YOU. AGELESS BLOGS AND MINORS WILL BE IGNORED IN DMS.

cw: obsessive love, pent up heat and venting, being a real bitch, cnc/free use, depravity, fauxcest sometimes, check further kinks below!

Hey~

Here, you'll call me Bluejay, Blue or Jay

I made this blog as an outlet when I feel backed up or too horny (which isn't very rare). I also vent a lot about my personal fantasies. Pics occasional. Videos and audios in DMs only when I like it. This is the third time I've resurrected on Tumblr so I'm being *very* careful now.

The closest gender I feel is female-leaning, non-binary and genderqueer. I present as male at work but privately that becomes hazy, femme and extremely fluid. I'm very comfortable with how I am and I'm very happy to explore my gender. My pronouns are primarily she/they but he is fine too (calling me a girl is guaranteed to make me happy and interested).

Poly with partners and bi (just honestly very, very clingy and bitey).

If superpowers were real, body transformation would be a first pick. I'd turn myself into a curvaceous and fat goddess. Mogiki Hayami, Kirimoto Yuuji and Rocket Monkey are big influences on how I want myself to look.

Want to see my body, drool and treat it like an object? Check #selfie or #<3

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DNI / DO NOT INTERACT

Assholes, ageless blogs and bigots. Asking for my nudes without offering even an ounce of interaction or getting to know each other.

I'm not your personal dom or sub or toy. I don't owe that to you.

I'm not too fussy about my DNIs outside of that. If you get blocked, you either acted like a dumbass or I'm not interested. Be nice and don't take it too personally.

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INTERESTS

Prior consent, free use and hard cnc (that includes r@p³ k¹nk), praise, unhindered flirting, degradation, playfighting, worship, pushing buttons, transformation and body horror, courted and dominated, dolls, creampies and blowjobs, overindulgent kissing and affections, skin on skin with sweat on sweat.

Easy mode: Sharing with me something you read that gets you off. Ask me about my fav hentai or tell me about yours <3

You'll have a much easier time understanding what I'm into based on what I reblog or share. I'm a romantic who loves to fight and meet their match. And you can always ask before you send something in.

If I'm not being horny, cooking and writing is where I'll be. I love good food (9 out of 10 of my dates will go there) but I'm also trying to moderate myself for health reasons. I have been a career and amateur artist in all kinds of places.

Genuinely the hottest thing to me is brainstorming about making things together before devouring each other for hours.

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Boundaries

DMs and submissions are open. But don't expect me to sext back or return the favor consistently. I respond much better if you want to talk and get to know each other first, getting each other off second.

If you're interested in the second, you can do it in anon/asks instead.

If you want to interact outside of Tumblr, that will only happen if I feel safe with you. If that happens, it will be probably be on Discord.

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Avatar and Header from Zelda's Double Date by Snegovski

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

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youtendtoforget-deactivated2025

Sorry, but you’re not getting a taste of my penis . My beautiful precious cock. It’s reserved.

Oh Phantom of the Paradise on dvd you say ?

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

The entire crux of bennys monolithic bagfumbling prowess falls entirely into how Mr House picked him specifically from the tribe that became the Tops and groomed him to be his Protogé, Mr House also being an utter fool who's massive ego/monopoly on violence in New Vegas proper lead him to believe he was humanity's only hope. Benny fucked up on a monolithic scale, but remember he was taught things no one else on the strip was by a fucked up libertarian prune who only shows himself through Vtuber debuts if you let him

longest thread in forum history Is Mr. House a VTuber locked after 145,346 pages

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

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unloveablestars-deactivated2024

reblog if you want to be sent the most perverted and morally wrong messages

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unloveablestars-deactivated2024

reblog if you want to be sent the most perverted and morally wrong messages

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unloveablestars-deactivated2024

reblog if you want to be sent the most perverted and morally wrong messages