Peggy can’t save You

and the fuck of it all is i will never see internet defend a fat women as vehemently as it defends sick thin women #iwonderwhy

Do not normalize ANYTHING. If it’s normal then it’s not a perversion then I’m not a pervert

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

we must get through it Thursday

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

sometimes it is fun and easy to go to bed because I make up scenarios in my head. other times it is difficult and not fun, because you see, I am making up scenarios in my head

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

I love how all the central Midwest US locations closed down before the collab was announced

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

still thinking about this

its so weird that in the game about racism and people wanting equality despite being born different they decided this is a struggle only for the whitest of men and women

Every time you sneeze, a girl somewhere loses her cock.

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

I bring a sort of "not pregnant but needs to be" vibe to the party that you can kind of smell if you try hard enough

I really need to find out what goes on in omegaverse that makes this relatable

This is forever fascinating to me bc people assume I know omegaverse lore but genuinely the only thing I know is there's an alpha and he's the hottest one and there's something to do with mpreg

nah omegaverse is basically a way to make cis men characters experience sexism without genderbending or making them trans, stereotypical alphas are the Big Strong Protectors who Impregnate Their Mates and stereotypical omegas are the Small Submissive Homemakers who Carry The Pups. it is 100% just "hey what if humans were biologically Catholic and also cats?"

there's nuances and ways to explore the genre and truly kinky smut, but other people have already written essays on that.

this explanation is very funny but i am now tempted to barge in and flip the way this works entirely so its less sexism and more equality all around

i think the alpha should get pregnant and the omega has a pack of slutty tops he leads around with a cunty leash and it leads to gang wars

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

I think we as a society should revisit the idea of armpits having holes you can do stuff with

like okay imagine you're cold and you just crawl into your SO's hairy pit hole for the night and they sweat so much you just kinda slide in and out easy and they have a pit orgasm because you're so deep in there and its sweat and cum and then they

imagine having deodorant but its like breath mints for your pitholes

do i have any investors? anyone looking to cash in on this concept?

oh people want to fuck an ear or lick a foot but I'M the weird one I'm the one being stoned in public they said jesus was crazy and look where it got him he's on the Ellen Show and talks to Joe Biden daily