Bitches got drunk
So i had sex like 6 times in a row last night, at 6 o'clock, and had 6 orgasms.
It was paradise, bitches.
My complaint now is homeless people. Those bankrupt fucks are always begging for money so they can get drunk. But like.. dude... i need money so i can get drunk. What, duh? Speaking of which, party Saturday night. Fucking great. Fun times i tell you. Sluts getting knocked up everywhere i looked. And this bitch ass boy driving his car around in circles and notices the smoke pouring out and says "Oh fuck it got foggy out... oh wait that's my car" Pop the hood and it's like a bomb. Cops driving up a road nearby, so we're all sketched out. My friend loses his car keys. Fuckin funny shit. Needless to say, no cop problems that night.
I am no happy at all right now. Just so you know. Right now i hope a bomb filled with a killer disease is dropped from the ass of an air craft. BOOM BITCH!
I need more pot. Smoke til all my brain cells dry out. Then my brain can shrink. I will be a legal retard. DURRRR. Wouldn't that be fucking hilarious. Oh yes. How i long to a retard, then I could be privaliged enough to go class to class delivering coffee, collecting money and then later selling pastries. Oh what a life. Better yet i could be a pothead retard.
damn whopperheads.
It was paradise, bitches.
My complaint now is homeless people. Those bankrupt fucks are always begging for money so they can get drunk. But like.. dude... i need money so i can get drunk. What, duh? Speaking of which, party Saturday night. Fucking great. Fun times i tell you. Sluts getting knocked up everywhere i looked. And this bitch ass boy driving his car around in circles and notices the smoke pouring out and says "Oh fuck it got foggy out... oh wait that's my car" Pop the hood and it's like a bomb. Cops driving up a road nearby, so we're all sketched out. My friend loses his car keys. Fuckin funny shit. Needless to say, no cop problems that night.
I am no happy at all right now. Just so you know. Right now i hope a bomb filled with a killer disease is dropped from the ass of an air craft. BOOM BITCH!
I need more pot. Smoke til all my brain cells dry out. Then my brain can shrink. I will be a legal retard. DURRRR. Wouldn't that be fucking hilarious. Oh yes. How i long to a retard, then I could be privaliged enough to go class to class delivering coffee, collecting money and then later selling pastries. Oh what a life. Better yet i could be a pothead retard.
damn whopperheads.